"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Flabbergasped?

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Yay to Ciaran and the Apocalypse Opener, who would have thought it was so easy?

Went out last night. Partied through the daylight savings switch. Near the end of the night, I see this chick I've met once through friends. We small-talk, then I apocalypse her back to my room.

It was a weaksauce lay, I was drunk, and didn't come, so w/e, but there was penetration from multiple positions.

Great success.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DonJoseCantosie

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Hey man! Congratulations on getting to that point. I bet from now on, it'll get easier for you...cuz god knows i bet it will ;-)
 

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Flabbergasped? said:
Yay to Ciaran and the Apocalypse Opener, who would have thought it was so easy?

Went out last night. Partied through the daylight savings switch. Near the end of the night, I see this chick I've met once through friends. We small-talk, then I apocalypse her back to my room.

It was a weaksauce lay, I was drunk, and didn't come, so w/e, but there was penetration from multiple positions.

Great success.
I'd be pretty stoked about not coming. Most guys either are too nervous to **** their first time, or blow it within 2 minutes. Congrats
 
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