"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lost my Rents trust..and I didn't even do anything. seriously.

Duke

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I got a tip for you: stop being a stereotypical teenager!

Personally I think tobacco/drugs are a waste of money and in certain cases flat-out stupid health-wise, but I'm not hear to shove my views down your throat. Fact is, pot (and paraphanelia) IS illegal, and your dad was justified in his anger. He could have gone to jail because of your dumbass friend.

Put yourself in his shoes.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Damian
Well, you've screwed up big-time before. You've been caught drinking, smoking, and god knows what else. From an objective point of view, this is an addictive behavior, skipping from one substance to another. Even if your friends left it in your car, it is still partially your own fault that your parents don't trust you. They've caught you messing around, and this is just another one of those times. It may not have been directly your fault, but you set yourself up for the consequences that you face now. You're lucky it was your parents and not the police, that is sh!t that you don't want to get into, believe me.

-Damian
Come down to reality, using drugs does not make one addicted to anything. Hundreds of thousands of people smoke weed or do other drugs without an addiction. If this country would actually start thinking for itself maybe we'd stop putting people in jail for a nonviolent substance.
 
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