"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lost A Bet And Loving It

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Around three days ago, I went to a club with 4 of my friends

We decided to have bets going cause one of my friends just broke up with his long time girl and needed a boost. Everyone one of us picked a girl that we would go up to and get numbers from. I was a ****y SOB so I picked the hottest girl in the club (HB 9) I go up to her and chat for a bit then asked to her number, only to have her say that she is visiting Toronto :rolleyes: Anyway Rest of my friends got numbers from HB 4-6 girls. Since I lost... I got my headshaved. Yesterday the same four guys decided to take me to another club and try to humiliate me (Cause I am one ****y sob as I said before). We again started a bet... this time it was eyebrows. Rest of them picked their usual HB 4-6, I looked around for the hottest girl (HB 8.5) in the club and picked her.

I went up to her,danced, and chatted for a bit. She asked me if she could rub my head... lol I laughed and said only if you write down your number and give me your best smile. After getting both, I excused myself and laughed at my buddies. We chilled out for a bit in the club. Just as I was about to leave, HB 8.5 comes up and reminds to call her. I smiled and nodded.

Lol Lets just say I felt like I was on top of the world...
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"He with with biggest ballz gets the girl....." ---Old Wiseman Proverb



Hopefully your dumped buddy managed to keep his eyebrows....
 
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Thanks for the Compliment DankNuggs

Yeah all my ******* friends go to keep their hair but they got numbers from low quality (beauty wise) girls cause they were too pvssy to go for the good ones.

Want this story to be an inspiration to all the DJ Newbies. I started being a DJ about 2 months ago. Before I was the worst AFC in the world, when I would get a date, I would pour my heart out to the girl on the first date because I wanted to be the Sensitive guy. Well needless to say, I was single for a long time.

Until I got some balls and decided that These Girls don't deserve me. Now I never shoot for less then HB8 and hell I miss sometimes but you know wat I always come back. Got a shaved head for the lost bet but got a "nice night" on new years eve cause I was bold.

Remember be funny and don't take offence if they say no. Just smile and make a quick remark. Don't linger, give another quick smile and calmly walk away. That is a cool cat move. I have had couple of girls who said no before try to grind with me on the dance floor because they were impressed by my class.

PS BOLD IS BEAUTIFUL!
 
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I would have pulled out a sharpie and asked her to write her number on my head, that would have shown the other guys.
 
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Cool Idea! Will do next time in the club!

I guess baldness has it benefits
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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