"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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losing the all-precious virginity...

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I'm a virgin, I'll start by saying that first. I'm 19, and a virgin.

My girlfriend is all the time talking about how she needs to get laid, and how I do, too. So, it doesn't take a genius to figure out: we're gonna f uck.

But, seeing as how I've never done it before, there's some **** I don't know.

I have to buy condoms (never done that). I need tips and tricks, gentlemen. Share your secrets. I want this to be memorable, ya know?

We hit a month on Thursday, and we're gonna have a picnic in the park. More specifically, a very private part of the park. We're gonna do it.

Help, gentlemen. Calling all DJ's. *sirens and such*
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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smeckle said:
We're gonna do it.
HAHAHAH! :p This reminds me of that movie "The Waterboy." :moon:
 

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Shezz said:
- also make sure you go down on her first to get her juices flowing -
Indeed. Any tips on that? (I'm really new at all this, sorry...) But, I'd have no qualms about doing that (especially if she returns the favor).
 

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just remember it's not a big deal dude, stay calm and do your thing

make sure u got the right condoms, and that she is somewhat wet first so it's not like ****ing sandpaper

have fun with it just like you would anything else
 

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if you dont want to lose it, try oral. its fun ;)

tips: tell her to tell you what she likes.
tease her, dont go straight for the ****
initiate contact with the **** by "bumping it" with your tongue while concentrating on the lips
"if its not broke, dont fix it" meaning... if she is enjoying what you are doing, keep doing it
looooong sloooooooow licks like you are eating icecream (across ****)
sometimes biting, sucking is good, sometimes not (refer to first thing)
once you feel her ***, your job is over. congrats.

wow *** own.
**** = c.l.i.t.
***= c.u.m.

informatively speaking only
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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So pimp its scary

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Most important point that ANYONE can tell you is to relax. Relaxing makes the difference between 20 sec and 20 min.

Don't dive in untill a few minutes longer than her telling you to shove it in her raw dog.... but don't do it raw dog either... best to start in good habits.
 
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