"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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losing the all-precious virginity...

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I'm a virgin, I'll start by saying that first. I'm 19, and a virgin.

My girlfriend is all the time talking about how she needs to get laid, and how I do, too. So, it doesn't take a genius to figure out: we're gonna f uck.

But, seeing as how I've never done it before, there's some **** I don't know.

I have to buy condoms (never done that). I need tips and tricks, gentlemen. Share your secrets. I want this to be memorable, ya know?

We hit a month on Thursday, and we're gonna have a picnic in the park. More specifically, a very private part of the park. We're gonna do it.

Help, gentlemen. Calling all DJ's. *sirens and such*
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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smeckle said:
We're gonna do it.
HAHAHAH! :p This reminds me of that movie "The Waterboy." :moon:
 

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Shezz said:
- also make sure you go down on her first to get her juices flowing -
Indeed. Any tips on that? (I'm really new at all this, sorry...) But, I'd have no qualms about doing that (especially if she returns the favor).
 

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just remember it's not a big deal dude, stay calm and do your thing

make sure u got the right condoms, and that she is somewhat wet first so it's not like ****ing sandpaper

have fun with it just like you would anything else
 

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if you dont want to lose it, try oral. its fun ;)

tips: tell her to tell you what she likes.
tease her, dont go straight for the ****
initiate contact with the **** by "bumping it" with your tongue while concentrating on the lips
"if its not broke, dont fix it" meaning... if she is enjoying what you are doing, keep doing it
looooong sloooooooow licks like you are eating icecream (across ****)
sometimes biting, sucking is good, sometimes not (refer to first thing)
once you feel her ***, your job is over. congrats.

wow *** own.
**** = c.l.i.t.
***= c.u.m.

informatively speaking only
 
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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So pimp its scary

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Most important point that ANYONE can tell you is to relax. Relaxing makes the difference between 20 sec and 20 min.

Don't dive in untill a few minutes longer than her telling you to shove it in her raw dog.... but don't do it raw dog either... best to start in good habits.
 
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