"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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losing the all-precious virginity...

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I'm a virgin, I'll start by saying that first. I'm 19, and a virgin.

My girlfriend is all the time talking about how she needs to get laid, and how I do, too. So, it doesn't take a genius to figure out: we're gonna f uck.

But, seeing as how I've never done it before, there's some **** I don't know.

I have to buy condoms (never done that). I need tips and tricks, gentlemen. Share your secrets. I want this to be memorable, ya know?

We hit a month on Thursday, and we're gonna have a picnic in the park. More specifically, a very private part of the park. We're gonna do it.

Help, gentlemen. Calling all DJ's. *sirens and such*
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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smeckle said:
We're gonna do it.
HAHAHAH! :p This reminds me of that movie "The Waterboy." :moon:
 

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Shezz said:
- also make sure you go down on her first to get her juices flowing -
Indeed. Any tips on that? (I'm really new at all this, sorry...) But, I'd have no qualms about doing that (especially if she returns the favor).
 

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just remember it's not a big deal dude, stay calm and do your thing

make sure u got the right condoms, and that she is somewhat wet first so it's not like ****ing sandpaper

have fun with it just like you would anything else
 

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if you dont want to lose it, try oral. its fun ;)

tips: tell her to tell you what she likes.
tease her, dont go straight for the ****
initiate contact with the **** by "bumping it" with your tongue while concentrating on the lips
"if its not broke, dont fix it" meaning... if she is enjoying what you are doing, keep doing it
looooong sloooooooow licks like you are eating icecream (across ****)
sometimes biting, sucking is good, sometimes not (refer to first thing)
once you feel her ***, your job is over. congrats.

wow *** own.
**** = c.l.i.t.
***= c.u.m.

informatively speaking only
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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So pimp its scary

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Most important point that ANYONE can tell you is to relax. Relaxing makes the difference between 20 sec and 20 min.

Don't dive in untill a few minutes longer than her telling you to shove it in her raw dog.... but don't do it raw dog either... best to start in good habits.
 
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