Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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losing the all-precious virginity...

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I'm a virgin, I'll start by saying that first. I'm 19, and a virgin.

My girlfriend is all the time talking about how she needs to get laid, and how I do, too. So, it doesn't take a genius to figure out: we're gonna f uck.

But, seeing as how I've never done it before, there's some **** I don't know.

I have to buy condoms (never done that). I need tips and tricks, gentlemen. Share your secrets. I want this to be memorable, ya know?

We hit a month on Thursday, and we're gonna have a picnic in the park. More specifically, a very private part of the park. We're gonna do it.

Help, gentlemen. Calling all DJ's. *sirens and such*
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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smeckle said:
We're gonna do it.
HAHAHAH! :p This reminds me of that movie "The Waterboy." :moon:
 

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Shezz said:
- also make sure you go down on her first to get her juices flowing -
Indeed. Any tips on that? (I'm really new at all this, sorry...) But, I'd have no qualms about doing that (especially if she returns the favor).
 

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just remember it's not a big deal dude, stay calm and do your thing

make sure u got the right condoms, and that she is somewhat wet first so it's not like ****ing sandpaper

have fun with it just like you would anything else
 

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if you dont want to lose it, try oral. its fun ;)

tips: tell her to tell you what she likes.
tease her, dont go straight for the ****
initiate contact with the **** by "bumping it" with your tongue while concentrating on the lips
"if its not broke, dont fix it" meaning... if she is enjoying what you are doing, keep doing it
looooong sloooooooow licks like you are eating icecream (across ****)
sometimes biting, sucking is good, sometimes not (refer to first thing)
once you feel her ***, your job is over. congrats.

wow *** own.
**** = c.l.i.t.
***= c.u.m.

informatively speaking only
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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So pimp its scary

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Most important point that ANYONE can tell you is to relax. Relaxing makes the difference between 20 sec and 20 min.

Don't dive in untill a few minutes longer than her telling you to shove it in her raw dog.... but don't do it raw dog either... best to start in good habits.
 
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