"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Losing my virginity today.

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^^^ I agree with greenlake on all accounts LOL! Great job ACE Were real proud of your success. Stick with your instincts about it being all about the journey. Cuming inside of a chick can be bittersweet too! KIDS comes to mind HOHO I wonder how many bastard children mr skip has hehe

Seriously mate just keep it up. I will say that if you have a strong ASS then you can ride her like a MACHINE and guarantee you will *** even if you wacked off 10 times before you banged her. If you can get the pace up quick enough and maintain endurance, your shtick will go off as nature intended. IMPROVE YOUR ENDURANCE AND THRUSTING SKILLS grasshoppa
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Ace of Flames said:
I'm a new man!

So yea, obviously, I succeeded. I lost my innocence. Darn. ^_^

You always hear about how the first time always sucks, or how its supposed to be akward, and that you shouldn't worry so much about your performance since you have no experience. Well, fvck that! I was the KING!

It was about 2 hours I'm guessing, since we kinda unplugged the clock in all of the excitement. Maybe longer. :D Started with some kissing, the usual. Bit her neck which really drove her crazy. Wasn't long before clothes starting flying off. Then I fingered her, my first time ever doing it. Between the moaning and the comments of "Omg it feels so good", I think I may have a natural talent. ;) She stopped me just short of her cumming, saying "Wow, we're gonna have to do that again later." :up:

So then it was my turn, and I got a fantastic BJ. Damn, she's good. That went on for awhile, and then it was the main event. I was on top, and I rocked her world. She came twice. Yeah, my first time, and I gave her multiple orgasms. I'm pretty proud of that! :rockon:

Oh, I did rub one out beforehand, and its true. I lasted the whole time. In fact, I didn't cvm at all. I guess that would be my only complaint, but I don't mind. I thoroughly enjoyed every second of it.

So there you have it. I blew all of those "first-time" myths out of the water, and I made that ass mine! Now where do I turn in my V-card?
You got my props bro. Good Job.
 

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cvm inside the girl with a condom on = no kids

I'd know, ive done it 100s of times
 

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So you are saying that if you don't cvm in a girl when having sex then you are not a man. I say once penetration and a little bit of thrusting you lost your virginity. Regardless of who cvms. I win:cheer:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Skip, i feel you man about how its "weird" not to *** after having sex with a chick. But everyones different and it was this guys first time. No need to bring him down.
 

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ill give him this - better to last 2 hours and not cvm than to last less than a minute!

still, didnt you WANT to cvm Ace?? or did u just go jerk off after seeing her?
 

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It says banned below skips name. Does that mean he was just banned for trolling Ace?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I can't wait for LukeSkywalker to have a thread about " I Lost My Virginity Today dressing up as santa clause"
 

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If I caused skip to finally be banned, do I get a medal? No, screw that. I want a parade too!

And yea, of course I wanted to cvm. But we didn't have a condom, so if I did, it would have to have been during the BJ or something. If it helps to explain anything, she's a major tease, and throughout the whole BJ she would slow down when I got close, everytime. She likes to see my reactions, she says.

I can't say I'm complaining, cuz stretching it out for that long was a fantastic feeling. You know that tingling you get right before you cvm, that just feels awesome? Usually lasts about 5 seconds, and then you cvm, right? Well take that 5 seconds and make it 30 minutes. Simply sinful...
 

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Ace, how come you lasted that long? When I have Exp alone time session, it doesn't take more than 30 sec. How long for you?
Well, I'm assuming he used a condom.

That makes ALLLLLL the difference in the world.

Bareback is another story...
 
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