"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Ok, overall, I'm confident about this. She wants it no doubt, so its sure to happen. I know where stuff goes and all, I'm not stupid. I've even read different tips and such, so I think I'll have an advantage. So here's the deal:

She's pretty experienced, and I admit, its a little intimidating. She's told me many times about the various.... uh..... moves, she's going to use on me :whistle: . I don't wanna blow it in a few minutes, know what I mean? I was thinking, maybe I can rub one out an hour or so beforehand, and I'd last longer for the main event. Is this a good idea?

Also, any other advice for the first time or sex in general would be great.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Crack one off before you see her - you'll deffo last longer!
 

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When I lost my virginity, I was with a real sweet girl. Every now and then she would whisper to me "No expectations" because that tension isn't wanted or needed in the bedroom.
 

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Shezz said:
Man, don't worry about lasting two minutes. If she's experienced, chances are she's got a pvssy like a Wizards sleeve, you'll be banging her for hours.

Good luck

Sarge On...
Lol, Borat.

Thanks man. Keep it coming guys! I've only got a matter of hours.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Tell her right away. "I am a one pump chump, but ill be ready to go for a 2nd round within 2 minutes of the first"

:)
 

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Wait wha?

People were taking advice from a virgin?
 

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lol what's the stars say?

lol this forum is hilarious.
 

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Bvbidd said:
Wait wha?

People were taking advice from a virgin?
Were, are, and will be. At least for a few more hours. ^_^

So what? I've never given people advice on sex. I still know my stuff bro!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'll give ya that. I've seen your posts your on the right track and after tonight your only gonna be one behind me. lol Who am I to talk?
 

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by posting on this forum it is clear you are NOT ready my friend, I don't mean to insult but you will know when the time is right, it's a feeling you will get, don't rush it, get to know eachother first by lots of foreplay, you'll regret it if you go to fast too soon because the anticipation ceases after you have full intercourse.

just enjoy eachother in other ways ;)
 

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Labourer said:
by posting on this forum it is clear you are NOT ready my friend, I don't mean to insult but you will know when the time is right, it's a feeling you will get, don't rush it, get to know eachother first by lots of foreplay, you'll regret it if you go to fast too soon because the anticipation ceases after you have full intercourse.

just enjoy eachother in other ways ;)
Oh man, no problems there. I plan to taste, tease, and tickle her for a long while. I like foreplay! Its so hot when you just turn a girl on to the point where her legs are going crazy wrapping around you, and she's pulling your hair and moaning. I wanna make her lose control. :up:

Oh, and Bvbidd, thanks man! But what do you mean by "one behind me"?
 

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dont let her be in control, or else u wont be able to control how fast u finish.....if U are in control, then U will be able to control whether ur done in 2 minutes or 45 minutes.....btw if u fvck her for 15+ minutes, thats deff good

also, does she KNOW that u are a virgin?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Badmannaz said:
i remember when i lost my virginity...she was waaay older than me and i was f*ckin her just like they do in porn...i was like "YAAAAY" but then she got so tired i put her ass to sleep!!!
LOL
 

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First time I lost it I lasted for two hours. Maybe it was because I was drunk, maybe it was because we had Harry Potter on in the background. Do your thing. Be in control. Women like that. And slap that a$$, a lot of girls love it. Don't forget the SHOCKER!
 

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I'm a new man!

So yea, obviously, I succeeded. I lost my innocence. Darn. ^_^

You always hear about how the first time always sucks, or how its supposed to be akward, and that you shouldn't worry so much about your performance since you have no experience. Well, fvck that! I was the KING!

It was about 2 hours I'm guessing, since we kinda unplugged the clock in all of the excitement. Maybe longer. :D Started with some kissing, the usual. Bit her neck which really drove her crazy. Wasn't long before clothes starting flying off. Then I fingered her, my first time ever doing it. Between the moaning and the comments of "Omg it feels so good", I think I may have a natural talent. ;) She stopped me just short of her cumming, saying "Wow, we're gonna have to do that again later." :up:

So then it was my turn, and I got a fantastic BJ. Damn, she's good. That went on for awhile, and then it was the main event. I was on top, and I rocked her world. She came twice. Yeah, my first time, and I gave her multiple orgasms. I'm pretty proud of that! :rockon:

Oh, I did rub one out beforehand, and its true. I lasted the whole time. In fact, I didn't cvm at all. I guess that would be my only complaint, but I don't mind. I thoroughly enjoyed every second of it.

So there you have it. I blew all of those "first-time" myths out of the water, and I made that ass mine! Now where do I turn in my V-card?
 

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Right on man.

Grats to ya.

*pound*
 

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Exp said:
Congrats man!

How long before the main event did you bust a nut?

p.s. how old are you and why were you a virgin for so long?
I didn't cvm, didn't you read it?

I'm 18. That's not that long.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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