"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lose your fears/insecurities by learning theirs

Royal Elite

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To take your game to the next level stop worrying about manly insecurities and fears and lean theirs. Once you do this you will learn the power most males possess that they dont realise they have.

How do you do that? I go to the cites dedicated to them the read the problems and questions they ask just like the ones newbies come here and ask! You'll be surprised in the real world what women will actually let you get away with!

http://www.loveforum.net/t9950-lying-and-dating.html
http://www.loveforum.net/t9915-he-still-lives-with-his-ex.html
http://www.loveforum.net/t9941-relationship-routine.html

ps. Anyone who finds any other good ones post them!

I had to add this one it's funny as hell, since most of you think you mind is racing when you are with a woman chick out what's going through theirs!
http://www.loveforum.net/t9847-should-i-make-the-first-move.html
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Socialreject

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WAHAHAHAHA...

OMG dude...

If some chicks were guys, they would be SOOO WBAFC it's not even funny...
 

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hey thats sneaky, ime gonna do it!!!!

reveal some good girly websites so that i can have a look!!!
 

arlanda

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Always know your 'enemy' ;)

Anyway, using others' insecurities to control them is a girly thing ... not what real men would do.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by catch
hey thats sneaky, ime gonna do it!!!!

reveal some good girly websites so that i can have a look!!!
.:woo:
 

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most people are insecure because they feel that the next person is not, this helps you realize that it's not just you. It's empowering!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DjDreamer

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lol... feeding on the insecurities of others... now that's a dreadful thought... makes me think of a vampire...
 
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