"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Looking to join a local militia......

speed dawg

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Any of you ever done this sort of thing? I am very interested in it. Wanting to know where I should start. I've heard things about Sheriff's offices opening an armed citizens unit and things like that.

What I DON'T want, is a KKK group or similar.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

speed dawg

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Tell me more about this 'deputization' program.

My county is pretty much pro-gun, so I don't really have to worry about infringing on rights any time soon. I'm just interested in this sort of thing. I've always thought being a cop would be fun, but the pay wasn't good enough to do it for a living.
 

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on the militia, don't let anyone know how to find you, your real name or job, etc. Leave your car at least half a mile from the meeting, and walk the rest of the way. Those outfits are HEAVILY penetrated by the Feds, by paying a few punks to be snitches, mostly. Don't say that nobody warned you.
 

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Be a lone wolf.

Militias are a waste of time. They're mostly filled with religious nuts, racists, and paranoid types.
 
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