MrCode
Senior Don Juan
Others have flamed you enough, so I'll just say that since you've gotten rid of the Big V you should now try to learn how to have sex with women who don't require payment for it.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Long/WILD story - Lost my virginity tonight!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
guys, if he's ok, i'm with him. he wanted to lose his virginity and to fùck a hoe, and he did it both of them in a night, so there's no need to diss him. i'm sure in here there are lots of fans of anal sex (i am a fan of it and my first time was anal, not vaginal)... well, this would be considered by the most people as fùckin a whòre, and then? if u r happy with anal sex, with fùckin a whòre, with sadomaso, with bondage, with whateva, well, u r the one who cares, not others... so shut up and be happy for him, please
lol. I love the contraversy on this board!
I had a great time. Crossed off two items on my list'o'things to do in life, and now have a GREAT story to tell to my grandchildren when they're about eight or nine . . . lol.
Ah well. Perhaps it's not the way some of YOU would have chosen to do things, but that's part of us all being different and wanting different things.
For a while I had wanted to lose my virginity to someone "special", but the longer it kept going, the less i wanted that. And my last someone "special" that I had wanted to lose it to ended up ****ing me over. After a while, I just started to look at it as "sex" and not "a special moment in my life" and just wanted to get over the hump. And now I have!
Not to mention what a great night it was even WITHOUT that! God. I saw some CRAZY **** THAT NIGHT! It was an AWESOME time hangin' out with buddies. The entrance fee was WELL worth it, from the food to the beer to the naked ladies.
My only semi-regret was that I sort of wish I had ****ed the black chick instead of the one that I did. She had a slightly better body and I just didn't remember about her or see her when I went in the girls' "office". Guess she must've been with a client!
Ah well! Had an AWESOME time!
Alexi
I had a great time. Crossed off two items on my list'o'things to do in life, and now have a GREAT story to tell to my grandchildren when they're about eight or nine . . . lol.
Ah well. Perhaps it's not the way some of YOU would have chosen to do things, but that's part of us all being different and wanting different things.
For a while I had wanted to lose my virginity to someone "special", but the longer it kept going, the less i wanted that. And my last someone "special" that I had wanted to lose it to ended up ****ing me over. After a while, I just started to look at it as "sex" and not "a special moment in my life" and just wanted to get over the hump. And now I have!
Not to mention what a great night it was even WITHOUT that! God. I saw some CRAZY **** THAT NIGHT! It was an AWESOME time hangin' out with buddies. The entrance fee was WELL worth it, from the food to the beer to the naked ladies.
My only semi-regret was that I sort of wish I had ****ed the black chick instead of the one that I did. She had a slightly better body and I just didn't remember about her or see her when I went in the girls' "office". Guess she must've been with a client!
Ah well! Had an AWESOME time!
Alexi
RE: the STD thing, yeah. We had a condom on and everything and I know it didn't slip off at all at any point, but I will get checked out in a couple months just in case. But these were a bit more high class than usual cause the party was thrown by some high class people (the owners of the nightclub) and I know they ain't gonna skimp out on anything. Let alone skimp out on the entertainment.
Alexi
Alexi
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
SpeedRunner
Don Juan
I'm gonna back this guy up. He WANTED it.. never did he say "Oh, I give up on regular women, so i'm gonna have sex with a prostitute.". No! He wanted a prostitute.
I actually can imagine how it'd be fun. So I dont care what any of you guys say, if he wants a hoe, then he did the right thing.
p.s. get an std test
I actually can imagine how it'd be fun. So I dont care what any of you guys say, if he wants a hoe, then he did the right thing.
p.s. get an std test
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Yeah. My story will be, "I'll never forget my first time . . . I had to give up my cellphone money and it was turned off for a month."
lol.
I know it's not a DJ thing. But I didn't give a crap. One of my fantasies (again) was to have sex with a professional *****. I don't think ANYONE needs to even TRY to use DJ techniques to fulfill that one.
Not to mention, this thread was just about putting the story out there. I wasn't asking for advice or whether I did a good DJ thing, but just for a little entertainment. Now you guys can go out with your friends and talk about the guy on the internet who lost his virginity to a prostitute in the bathroom stall of a nightclub.
Besides, this whole "sex" thing felt pretty good. Gotta go out and get me some more of that! Now I have MOTIVATION to go out and get laid!
squirrels
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Way to give up on yourself.
F*ck...I come back to this forum and see THIS sh!t?? People bragging about PAYING for sex??
F*ck it, I'm out.
F*ck...I come back to this forum and see THIS sh!t?? People bragging about PAYING for sex??
F*ck it, I'm out.
TillTheEndOfTime
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You're starting to "think" she was lying. The girl is a ****ing hooker man. Do the math (assuming you can at all). Wake up.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Desdinova
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It's good you had a great time, but I'm also for the STD test. Condoms don't cover all and you could have possibly contracted genital herpes. Other bad signs:
Did you use the same condom she tried putting on with her teeth? Teeth are meant to puncture and crush food. Don't think they can't puncture condoms.
It's possible she doesn't have sex all that often because she's diseased.
Did you use the same condom she tried putting on with her teeth? Teeth are meant to puncture and crush food. Don't think they can't puncture condoms.
It's possible she doesn't have sex all that often because she's diseased.
TheCarGuyA4
Don Juan
Man I am so sorry that I can't pat you on the back for this one. You were not thinking with your brain. Please I plead with you get checked out by a Doctor. Not a wise choice man, not a wise choice at all.
I was being sarcastic. It's hard to do over the internet without facial expressions/tones of voice. I pretty much figured that everything she was telling me was just business (everything from "I don't get laid very often" to "This is such a big ****, I bet you keep the ladies satisfied", etc. etc. etc.
Desdinova, didn't think about the teeth puncturing it. I know that it's a common 'trick' to put a condom on with a persons mouth so I figured I woulda heard something if it was that dangerous, but as I said before, I will be getting checked out in a few months.
Alexi
Disconnect
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YAH, all this virginity bullshìt is way overrated. Know what changes after your first time? Absolutely nothing!
I think I am becoming a manwh0re lol, or will be one later. Accepting payments for sex is satisfying - my gf cooks for me or takes me out in return for sex
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I think I am becoming a manwh0re lol, or will be one later. Accepting payments for sex is satisfying - my gf cooks for me or takes me out in return for sex
.I think the whole idea of our mission to become DJ's is to get sex from women without using money. If I paid Carmen Electra to come over and have sex by paying $6000 for the night that would be nothing to boast about compared to her coming over to have sex with you because she was so attracted to you as a person that she couldn't resist having sex with you.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.