Moofahsa
Senior Don Juan
Not to sound like a emo guy or anything, but I'm gunna change brands and just curious what you guys all use.
Long hair > all
Long hair > all
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Long haired DJ's what shampoo/conditioner do you use?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
emo? how do you get that lol when i had long hair i used head and shoulders as a base shampoo and i used suave the cheap brand 
I still use that today and i get to swap out smells all the time and i get alot of girls telling me my hair smells great!
I still use that today and i get to swap out smells all the time and i get alot of girls telling me my hair smells great!Maxtro
Master Don Juan
I use what ever is on sale at Safeway
I use a separate shampoo, then a conditioner. Then I put on a leave in conditioner.
Does anybody have any products they recommend for styling? My hair looks funky when it's not styled
I use a separate shampoo, then a conditioner. Then I put on a leave in conditioner.
Does anybody have any products they recommend for styling? My hair looks funky when it's not styled
I have fine hair so I tend to use Head & Shoulders, the body building varieties. I also use Pantene Pro V conditioner. If I’m going out I’ll use Suave – one of the fruit flavors. It may be the cheapest, but it is the best.
Girls are always amazed at how nice my hair is.
Girls are always amazed at how nice my hair is.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.