"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
London Cokeheads!
- Thread starter taiyuu_otoko
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
all this tells me is that london has good cops lol not that there are more cokeheads in london. more **** is getting flushed down the toliet in haste
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Has to be a coincidence that the top two both have a big financial district
taiyuu_otoko
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If you're a billionaire I guess flushing a couple of grams of blow down the toilet ain't such a big deal...
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I think there must be residual cocaine in the urine of those that partake.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
NSX-R
Master Don Juan
I have seen it with my own eyes. Since i live close to switzerland(like 1 minute walk) . If you are a swiss and have a lot of money , you can do whatever you want. Last year i was with my younger sister and i was walking in the train station. In front of my eyes you were seeing a lot of people doing drug dealing , and the police officers were looking on the wall. I couldn't believe it at first but then it wasn't a rare sight anymore.
In Zurich it's weird if you don't get approached at least 3 times with people offering you drugs. Unbelievable.
In Zurich it's weird if you don't get approached at least 3 times with people offering you drugs. Unbelievable.