"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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lol wut the heck to you do when

Fenderules

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This made me totally speechless i was like wtf?????????????????

i was sleeping at all of a sudden i wake up cause someone was calling. I pick it up and this chick is on the other line ( i know her) and starts saying "wake up" and then again and again and then screams "WAKE UP" and laughs her ass off and hangs off.

this was not 2 early (8:00) but i was like wut the hell.

I was not mad cause i found it more funny then anything. i called back and another girl (who i also know) anserwed i was like wut the hell? so i told her to put the other one on but she couldnt cause she was telling someone else to "wake up!!!!"



lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Crank calls,homie. I get 'em all the time..
 

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right on the money!


the screams were scary as **** when i heard them. i thought she was crying 2 but it was just laughing. lol
 
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