"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol wut the heck to you do when

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This made me totally speechless i was like wtf?????????????????

i was sleeping at all of a sudden i wake up cause someone was calling. I pick it up and this chick is on the other line ( i know her) and starts saying "wake up" and then again and again and then screams "WAKE UP" and laughs her ass off and hangs off.

this was not 2 early (8:00) but i was like wut the hell.

I was not mad cause i found it more funny then anything. i called back and another girl (who i also know) anserwed i was like wut the hell? so i told her to put the other one on but she couldnt cause she was telling someone else to "wake up!!!!"



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Crank calls,homie. I get 'em all the time..
 
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right on the money!


the screams were scary as **** when i heard them. i thought she was crying 2 but it was just laughing. lol
 
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