"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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LOL I beat my girl friend/ past bully in boxing

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Yeah we boxed, too bad she only lasted about 30 seconds. I started having flashbacks about what i wanted to do to her when she and her friends used to beat me and torture me. I probably didn't tell you about the nipple twisters they used to give me but anyways, i added all that to my energy and knocked her off her feet. The punch wasn't too hard..... I think LOL. She seemed ok after that, then we went for pizza. So were doin fine. Her friends be givin me the evil eye and trying to make me flinch sometimes but they don't hit me anymore. Im sure they just be playin now though.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hey rgerre, how come you respond to my posts so quickly? don't have a life eh? its ok LOL. I aint get banned because my posts can be true. even though you don't believe me. scratch that, they are true.
 
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Joe, why did you start another thread on this?? MODS!!!!!!

You should change your name to "Joe Boxer"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
You should change your name to "Joe Boxer"
Lmao Puerto.

Hey Joe, thats funny you got with this chick. Well, guess you wont have to act like Solid Snake around Campus anymore eh?

And why would he be banned? I believe hes telling the truth.
 

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Originally posted by joecollapoppa
Hey rgerre, how come you respond to my posts so quickly? don't have a life eh? its ok LOL. I aint get banned because my posts can be true. even though you don't believe me. scratch that, they are true.

Whatever,

Yeah, I had the cable woman over fixing some wiring late at night and this device she carries starts to beep every time you post something. I spend all of my time with her.
 

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Hold up? maybe i don't get what u just said rgeere but it sounded like you said you interrupt sex with the cable woman because you hear a beep. Just to check up on my posts that you don't even believe. AFC ness leakin outta your pores
 

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LMFAO, Joe trying to call somebody an AFC. I don't remember rgeere getting his ass kicked by any hoes.


Dude you need to stop posting lies or start working out, for real.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yo joe..can you teach me to be a DJ? I wish I had your b!tchslapping skills!

Play on playa!
 
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