"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LOL! Are they for real? Commmeee on....

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-smWVm8TZtk

I have a friend who's lil sis loves this "All Girl Christian Rock Band".

No Sex Before Marriage....

No Kissing Before Marriage....

No DATING Before Marriage....


Is this just a very slick marketing ploy to get more $$ out CCM, or is this stuff for real?

People in churches actually don't DATE before marriage?

Doesn't make sense to me....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ive heard of the no sex thing before but no kissing or dating? Thats a fast surefire way on marrying the wrong fvckin woman. Hell in this day and age a woman who wont screw u is marked off the list..what if her pvssy stinks? what if she just lays there like a dead fish? what if she makes dolphin noises when she has an orgasm? fvck that too many factors with that no sex before marriage sh*t.
 
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dark god said:
Ive heard of the no sex thing before but no kissing or dating? Thats a fast surefire way on marrying the wrong fvckin woman. Hell in this day and age a woman who wont screw u is marked off the list..what if her pvssy stinks? what if she just lays there like a dead fish? what if she makes dolphin noises when she has an orgasm? fvck that too many factors with that no sex before marriage sh*t.
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Just playing Devil's Advocate here, but you could have a gf who is you're very own private sex slave-----however, when the wedding/honeymoon is over, you're lucky to get any on you're bday.....

I've known ( who really knows anyone...) a couple church girls who take the religion seriously from my observation, and wouldn't have sex till marriage and they were hot.............Not that many though, like anything else in life--most do not take it seriously. Though for all I know, they could be bar hopping on the weekends and getting stuffed by 3 linebackers, but I like to at least attempt to give folks the benefit of the doubt.
 
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Just playing Devil's Advocate here, but you could have a gf who is you're very own private sex slave-----however, when the wedding/honeymoon is over, you're lucky to get any on you're bday.....
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Another reason why marriage is a raw deal.
 
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The one with the star earrings looked like she was trying to look like Jem. That's truly outrageous.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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My cop buddy told me that the "no sex til marriage movement" is in reality a bunch of girls who like to get fvcked in the a$$. The doctors verify their virginhood and the butt doctors say :crazy:
 
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