Loads of sh*t tests! Did I handle them well?

[wonderer]

Got a load of sh*t tests off one of my plates that ive known for ages but only started dating. We were watching a reality TV show when someone in the show had just found out she'd been cheated on. The girl asks me if I had ever cheated, I went for a funny & ****y response. She then says she couldnt imagine me with a girlfriend.

Her: I'd hate to be cheated on, have you ever cheated? Trying to suss you out haha

Me: Yeah ive been cheating on all of them for ages

Her: all of who?

Me: All of my current girlfriends

Her: Such a joker. cant imagine you with a girlfriend. Itd be more of a harem.

Me: hahaha, was gunna ask you why not, but that makes sense!

Her: I dont know I just cant

Me: weird


Did I handle this well? Ive never cheated so I feel maybe I should have just said I hadnt as my response has left it open. Also I really wanna ask why she cant imagine me with a girlfriend! Maybe she thinks shes the one who can tame me (haha) or having a harem means she might think im a player?.

 

[Greasy Pig]

Not bad actually. Good deflection and agree and amplify. Keep it up!

 

[Kailex]

You failed the moment you sat down and watched a reality TV show with her. :kick:

 

[wonderer]

Harem sh1t test = good, sign of high il

How is it a sign of high interest?

Not bad actually. Good deflection and agree and amplify. Keep it up!

Ha thanks man, agree and amplify is exactly what I had in mind. Cant help thinking I didnt even need to do it as ive never cheated though!

 

[VikingKing]

She thinks you're highly attractive to many women.

yup. women want men, that other women want. sheeple.

 

[Mr Wright]

If you're talking about Made In Chelsea, I know what you mean. Watching that show with someone you're involved with is a minefield, the amount of cheating is ridiculous. I always agree and amplify with those sort of things, I play act and act like I'm on the cheaters side and treat them like a hero and basically tease the girl for getting upset about it.

 

[wonderer]

If you're talking about Made In Chelsea, I know what you mean. Watching that show with someone you're involved with is a minefield, the amount of cheating is ridiculous. I always agree and amplify with those sort of things, I play act and act like I'm on the cheaters side and treat them like a hero and basically tease the girl for getting upset about it.

haha yeah it was Made In Chelsea. Guess I didnt want her to figure me out either way. Cant give a woman that satisfaction. keeps her on her toes!

 

[wonderer]

She thinks you're highly attractive to many women.

Ah I see, never looked at it this way!