sustainable007
Don Juan
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- Dec 27, 2002
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Lmfao!!!!
- Thread starter sustainable007
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Starman
Master Don Juan
byatches are whacked..especially getting married at 18..I give their marriage 6 months
ZeeOwl
Senior Don Juan
This dude is in deep trouble. Hope they didn't have plans for kids. And I though my ex-wife had a temper. Sheesh!
ZeeOwl
Senior Don Juan
Well mine lasted 3 years after my ex's first tantrum. Though we'd already been together for 8...
Moral of Story: Never marry a woman that has a tattoo above her cleavage line.
Exhibit A:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/99485/1_21_081903_samen_adrienne_t.jpg
Observation: She's got more lines in her forehead than an old Exxon road map.
Exhibit A:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/99485/1_21_081903_samen_adrienne_t.jpg
Observation: She's got more lines in her forehead than an old Exxon road map.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
quicksilver
Don Juan
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- May 5, 2003
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thats some funny shiat!!!
Starman
Master Don Juan
Illl bet she was hot when she was made up
THA REALNESS
Banned
IMO,anyone under 24 is way too to young to get married .