"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KingPinp

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Hello folks,

I use to be on the board a lot an I mostly read rather then post. I been out in the field trying new tactics. Here is one i developed recently to deal with a chick that LJBFs you because the most common thread on here is how do i get her after she made me a friend.

Background.

I met a girl in a coffee shop, we started hanging out. its intimate but she is holding back because she is still dealing with her ex. After our third hang out, she lays it on me. Hey, i wonna know if you can be my friend. What do we do at this all to familiar point?

The Strategy:

You make fun of her about wanting to be your friend and continue being flirty. You treat it like the most ridiculous thing you ever heard.

In texts and IMS you refer to her as friendo, amigo and such. When u r texting, ask for things like a really friendly back rub later. Or can you come and tuck me in in a really friendly way.

you get the idea. If you do it right, she will break.

Best of luck
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Real_Deal

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Thats a pretty good approach. Tell her yeah we can be friends, naked friends.
 
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