"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Slippery Sam

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I'm 17, I really appreciate what this site has done for me and just saying thank you doesn't really seem like enough. I do have a little issue that I would like some information about and it is that when I'm f*cking my girlfriend I just cannot come. Today we went at it for 45min and I got nothing and this is kind of scary for me because of my age. Is there anything I can do to make sex better or just come easier? My girlfriend got kind of annoyed that I didn't come and things did not go too well, I think she's blaming herself which is just wrong.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I assume that you guys have been having sex frequently. Sometimes guys just have trouble coming, and yours in an issue that many people would LOVE to have.

I would try having her give you more foreplay, and when your close as she's giving you head then try sticking it in and going for it.

I'm not a sex expert though, so that's about the only advice i can give you.
 

eaglez1177

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Slippery Sam said:
I'm 17, I really appreciate what this site has done for me and just saying thank you doesn't really seem like enough. I do have a little issue that I would like some information about and it is that when I'm f*cking my girlfriend I just cannot come. Today we went at it for 45min and I got nothing and this is kind of scary for me because of my age. Is there anything I can do to make sex better or just come easier? My girlfriend got kind of annoyed that I didn't come and things did not go too well, I think she's blaming herself which is just wrong.
1. First off, be THANKFUL that you can last long. Many, many teenage guys have a very hard time simply holding their come in, so at least your on the other end of the stick. Better to have sex for a while then to only last five minutes.

2. What kind of condom are you using? If your not using that great of a condom, you wont really feel as much, and thus wont be able to come. I use Trojan Ecstasy, and it works great.

3. Maybe its time for your gf to try the pill, so you dont have to use a condom at all

4. Try going faster and doing some dirty talk too...that'll usually get you more aroused and closing to coming.
 

Slippery Sam

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Thanks for the quick reply, you guys are pretty perceptive. We have been doing it frequently and I know that it is good to last, because I practice kegels and whatnot trying to control. This time (the 45min one) was getting ridiculous tho, because she was getting tired, and I was using the ecstasy condom. Btw she is on the pill but right now is her off week so she can still get her period. I am used to the wonderful feeling of not using one, but I still have needs :D. Im just gonna get her to blow me some more see how that works. Thanks again.
 

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Your lucky as hell. The first time i had sex the condom broke when i put it in, and i lasted about 3 minutes cause it felltt sooooo good
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Wow, I have the opposite problem. I tend to get too turned on at the totally wrong times - locker room, practice field, classroom, etc. I mean really turned on. I wouldn't last for more than a minute with your play pal.

45 minutes! I am done and sleeping before the 10 minute mark. Being totally serious about that as well.
 
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