MatureDJ
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The woman who wrote this is probably a dirty slvt who has taken two black ****s at the same time.
Message asking for sex from a hot guy = sexy
Message asking for sex from an ugly guy = creepy
Since most ugly guys are beta, they know they cannot misbehave around women and thus resort to being "nice" around women. If an ugly guy negs a woman he will get slapped.
Message asking for sex from a hot guy = sexy
Message asking for sex from an ugly guy = creepy
Since most ugly guys are beta, they know they cannot misbehave around women and thus resort to being "nice" around women. If an ugly guy negs a woman he will get slapped.
old_skoolr
Master Don Juan
Makes an okcupid profile...complains about the guys just wanting sex. Women!!
Just an attention seeking slvt, that's all.
Notice how she didn't quite say no to the 3some on the last message she received.
Just an attention seeking slvt, that's all.
Notice how she didn't quite say no to the 3some on the last message she received.
