“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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azanon

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Yo Slim Shady... i mean Dansaiwater, man ya look like a punk to me. I dont mean that in a picking a fight sort of way, i mean if i were to look up punk in a dictionary with pictures, that first photo with you and the hat put on sideways with that chain would be perfect!

OK, to cut you some slack, i'm a 30 something and maybe you can get away with that being obviously younger. Clearly, that chick is giving you a little lip. But it would do you some favors to look more mature.

To get you off to a good start, look at the way your dressed in the mirror and if you see anything about your outfit that looks like you're "trying" to look cool, then undo it. Lets take the hat for instance. You either actually dont know how to put a hat on straight, or you're trying to look cool. Either conclusion points to you looking like a dork. Again, no offense intended of course.

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okay, so the dude dresses in black ts, fitted caps, n chains...who the fuk cares, quit hating on him for it. u dont hav to be black to dress in baggy clothes...we could make fun of all the baby tshirt and girl pants wearing guys but no one does

anyway man, iono why ur mad but thats a hot girlfriend u got. keep pimpin
 

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i am me said:
okay, so the dude dresses in black ts, fitted caps, n chains...who the fuk cares, quit hating on him for it. u dont hav to be black to dress in baggy clothes...we could make fun of all the baby tshirt and girl pants wearing guys but no one does

anyway man, iono why ur mad but thats a hot girlfriend u got. keep pimpin
Black people shouldn't dress that baggy either. It looks retarded no matter what your race.
 

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organizedconfusion said:
they may not be my first choice for the twisties (though with enough suspension mods ..) but tell me it isn't fun to outrun a vette in a 2500 lbs. FWD 400 hp turbo 4 banger :rockon: ..and then torque steering off the side of a cliff :woo:
No, it's a realization that I just spent 15,000 dollars upgrading a Honda grocery getter when I could have saved the money from both the car and the mods and gotten a Vette in the first place. If I got to the point where I actually cared if my FWD 4-banger outran a Vette in a straight line, I'd reconsider my life.
 

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seriously.. u guys need to stop being haters.. for real guys.. just be happy hes happy and doing well for himself..

maybe its cuz im in the Army and for the most part people are confident and cool, but a lot of u guys are pathetic, and probably have nothing going for u in life, so u sit online and hate on people.. get over it..

nice RSX by the way.. wanted a type S for a long while but ended up going with an 05 STi.. currently running it with K&N Typhoon, Helix catless DP, HKS Carbon Ti mounted onto helix DP, and running with a Cobb Accessport Stage 2 flash.. Future plans are a FP Green turbo, Perrin Front Mount Intercooler, Injectors, and Tein coilovers.. oh and I'm also picking up an 06 R1 here pretty soon..
 

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MetalFortress said:
No, it's a realization that I just spent 15,000 dollars upgrading a Honda grocery getter when I could have saved the money from both the car and the mods and gotten a Vette in the first place. If I got to the point where I actually cared if my FWD 4-banger outran a Vette in a straight line, I'd reconsider my life.


$15K?! sure...
maybe you should reconsider your sources :whistle:
 

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Driven2Succeed said:
seriously.. u guys need to stop being haters.. for real guys.. just be happy hes happy and doing well for himself..

maybe its cuz im in the Army and for the most part people are confident and cool, but a lot of u guys are pathetic, and probably have nothing going for u in life, so u sit online and hate on people.. get over it..

nice RSX by the way.. wanted a type S for a long while but ended up going with an 05 STi.. currently running it with K&N Typhoon, Helix catless DP, HKS Carbon Ti mounted onto helix DP, and running with a Cobb Accessport Stage 2 flash.. Future plans are a FP Green turbo, Perrin Front Mount Intercooler, Injectors, and Tein coilovers.. oh and I'm also picking up an 06 R1 here pretty soon..
i know , seriously right? it's hard to take sh*t online seriously when you are training to fight for your life and may have to be around people you may even hate.Everything seems petty and stupid in contrast.
Nice STI BTW,those things are really tight-bet the launch is really nasty :rockon: 05's are my favorite bodystyle..the 06s are really slick as well.BTW, i heard the racing scene is crazy in Hawaii and it's legal!! :rockon:
 

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STOP COMMENTING ON HOW THE KID IS DRESSED!!!!

WTF!!!!

u old-ass lame-ass afcs!.......in case u havent heard, this guy is 18 and his gf is 17, they are YOUNG and she's in HS.......also, notice by the pics, SHE is fvckin fiiiiine and she looks like the type that'd go for ghetto

1/2 the hottest girls in high school love the ghetto style, soo LAY THE **** OFF OF HOW HE DRESSES!!! just cuz all u afcs are 30 and walk around in business suits, doesnt mean HE has to

WOW

this guy i can tell would kick any guy's ass who gave him shyt, its just he's new to the game of love and its taken over him, thats why he comes across as such an AFC, when in fact hes only an AFC when it comes to love, otherwise he's a ***** magnet.......guys like him can pull any hb8-10 ages 14-17 that they could ever want, dont b jealous!!!!

dasani - read my message
 

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organizedconfusion said:
Nice STI BTW,those things are really tight-bet the launch is really nasty :rockon: 05's are my favorite bodystyle..the 06s are really slick as well.BTW, i heard the racing scene is crazy in Hawaii and it's legal!! :rockon:
Actually dude, its super illegal and the cops out here suck and are super corrupt. There was one race track but they shut it down a few months ago. So now its all real street racing, which is fun but can be dangerous. I've really chilled out with the racing thing. No more 155MPH runs with an EvoVIII anymore.. But it is nice to have a faster car than 95% of the cars on the road. I mean with exception to other Japanese cars with tune, and American Muscle, and the occasional AMG, there arent too many cars that will smoke me. Esp not with my mods.
 

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Driven2Succeed said:
Actually dude, its super illegal and the cops out here suck and are super corrupt. There was one race track but they shut it down a few months ago. So now its all real street racing, which is fun but can be dangerous. I've really chilled out with the racing thing. No more 155MPH runs with an EvoVIII anymore.. But it is nice to have a faster car than 95% of the cars on the road. I mean with exception to other Japanese cars with tune, and American Muscle, and the occasional AMG, there arent too many cars that will smoke me. Esp not with my mods.
LOL-
sorry wrong decade- i think it was back in 96 when i heard street racing was legal in Hawaii.. or some ungodly long time ago.Did you ever meet 'the Dog'? you know ,that bounter hunter guy on A & E? :wave:
that guy seems super cool! :rockon:
what did you run in the 1/4? i am guessing 12.5-12.6 with those mods..there was an STI i know that ran a 12.8 with only a downpipe and exaust.That's friggin quick for only a part or two.
 

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Dum dum dum da da dum dum.....ice, ice baby!!
 

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call me afc, but i doubt any of you even come close to what i have. So yeh, im proud to be afc, DJ loser.
You're an AFC, you try way too hard, and there's about a hundred million people who could write a check to cover everything you have, which doesn't appear to be much. Satisfied?

:woo:
 

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skip2mylou781 said:
this guy i can tell would kick any guy's ass who gave him shyt
No, he would try and probably get severly injured in the process.
 

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organizedconfusion said:
$15K?! sure...
maybe you should reconsider your sources :whistle:
Rough estimate, smarty. I don't sit around researching how to get an Acura RSX up to 360 horsepower without blowing out the engine after 2 runs. Point is, I could save the money I'd otherwise spend on an RSX and mods, and buy a real car, like a late 90s Vette.
 

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skip2mylou781 said:
STOP COMMENTING ON HOW THE KID IS DRESSED!!!!

WTF!!!!

u old-ass lame-ass afcs!.......in case u havent heard, this guy is 18 and his gf is 17, they are YOUNG and she's in HS.......also, notice by the pics, SHE is fvckin fiiiiine and she looks like the type that'd go for ghetto

1/2 the hottest girls in high school love the ghetto style, soo LAY THE **** OFF OF HOW HE DRESSES!!! just cuz all u afcs are 30 and walk around in business suits, doesnt mean HE has to

WOW

this guy i can tell would kick any guy's ass who gave him shyt, its just he's new to the game of love and its taken over him, thats why he comes across as such an AFC, when in fact hes only an AFC when it comes to love, otherwise he's a ***** magnet.......guys like him can pull any hb8-10 ages 14-17 that they could ever want, dont b jealous!!!!

dasani - read my message
Haha, you're a total idiot. I or anyone who has ever fought could knock his soft, no-muscle ass out in five seconds. And since when is it either dress like a man 200 pounds heavier than you or dress in a biz suit? Are you so stupid that you can't make a point without using extremes to do it? If this guy could pull any chick he wanted, he wouldn't be tying himself to this chick and spending thousands on her. Only guys with no game do that.
 

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he FEELS like he loves her, i been there b4 and i kno wat its all about, yes he can get any girl he wants, but since THIS ONE is his 1st love, he doesnt kno how to react to it, so hes obsessed.....i understand thing guy COMPLETELY
 

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skip2mylou781 said:
he FEELS like he loves her, i been there b4 and i kno wat its all about, yes he can get any girl he wants, but since THIS ONE is his 1st love, he doesnt kno how to react to it, so hes obsessed.....i understand thing guy COMPLETELY

I dated my first love for two years, she may have gotten sum total like 6 meals out of me. My second love maybe like 10 meals. My third love maybe like 4 meals and a few drinks.

Irregardless I still drive a piece of sh1t, fvking parents and there poor mans jobs.
 

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DasaniWater said:
Okay, i noticed every single time i make a thread, you btches flame, so why not add one more to it, but im sick and tired of you all acting like you're the sht over the keyboard. just thought id show you a pic i took today and uploaded, its me displaying my whip at a car show. Now tell me im a afc plz, and if i am, well it just shows i know how to treat my woman right. you all dj robots, followin the rules up the a55, i get offeres left and right that i reject.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/7787/mewiththewhipus4.jpg

So ya to all u f4ggots who talk **** to me all the time, i want to see you have a b1tch as hot as mine, a whip as nice as mine, and looks as good as mine. I can garuantee that if i met you guys personally, i would bust out laughing the entire day. You're all wack.

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3951/menmygurlla3.jpg Mature 25 year old woman that i was gamin at the car show but didnt take it farther than a hug good bye.

my woman http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3589/1024623037lie5.jpg
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/9531/1016152847lhf4.jpg

call me afc, but i doubt any of you even come close to what i have. So yeh, im proud to be afc, DJ loser.

I never thought id drop as low to show off what i had, but you guys seriously are wack as hell, actin tough like, sayin im a ***** and you're a "pimp". Okay pimp, lets see your *****? Oh yeah, u never seem to have one at the moment. My bad!

I just feel really sorry you all depend and devote your lives to this forum, learning all the techniques, memorizing the bible, then jumpin to threads calling people afc and acting like you're a pimp, putting people down only to feed your ego, usually you're the one to be in an even worse position, probably a fat nerd whos mad about his life so you take your anger out against other people with questions. Seriously, stfu.

Anyone going flame without posting a pic with their woman, car, and self, just shut the hell up. You're pathetic. you have no room to talk.
based on your pics, your definitely not an ugly guy. I have no doubt that there are plenty of women who think yo are hot. and you do in fact have a hot girl. once again, another example predicted by me and skip's theory.
 

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MetalFortress said:
Rough estimate, smarty. I don't sit around researching how to get an Acura RSX up to 360 horsepower without blowing out the engine after 2 runs. Point is, I could save the money I'd otherwise spend on an RSX and mods, and buy a real car, like a late 90s Vette.
Have you heard about GMs new engines? :nervous:

Supposedly a Supercharged engine @ 700 HP, Vettes get a 6.2L @ 450ish HP, and a new 8.3L LSX @ 900 HP. Plus the new Camaros concepts are 400HP estimate...

Aside from them, not sure where the 09 Mustangs stand. A guy up the street from me has a new GT500 thats yellow with black racing stripes. Sounds like a damn drag when he revs it. American muscle FTW.
 
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