"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Listen to her, or not?

SmackinIsaiah

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Bottom line, my one-itis has told me that she finds a friend knocking on her window at night, all she thinks about is that maybe, maybe it's me. I planned on doing so tonight, subtly asking if she'd be in tonite. She was in a pretty ****ty mood about school and a couple friends of hers, and said please don't think of knocking on my window tonight, I'm close to ripping someone's head off and you don't want to be it."

So she signed off and went to bed about a half hour ago, do I abide by her wish, or surprise her and show up?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ProtoMan1

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If you want to come across as a stalker, yes go knock on her window.
 

SmackinIsaiah

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Despite the fact that she has said everytime she hears a knock, she's wishing it's me.
 

ProtoMan1

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Ask her out on a date. lol. That is a better alternative, opposed to just randomly knocking on her window at night. Just a bad idea.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dannyrt34

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That's some freaky stuff man. I'd say go throw rocks at her window instead.

No just kidding, but really that is some weird stuff. I never heard anybody so intrigued by a knock on the window. Imagine what the world would be like if 'knocking on the window' was the new form of romance, or seduction.

"Hey guys, I knocked on that one chick's window last night, she was lovin it!"

I dunno man, I think you should skip the whole window thing.
 

SmackinIsaiah

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It seems kind of highschoolish, but her window is right on the main floor and she can kind of slip out of it. The only thing that's deterring me is the fact that she said not to come tonight. Yet I keep echoing what she said before about wishing it was me everytime.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Krassus

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Go for it. Make sure you're in a fantastic fvcking mood. She'll get infected by it and forever link you to feeling great. Trust me, chicks really take stuff like this to heart. Months later, i'd still hear "you make me feel really great when i feel down!! :)"
 

Paradigm Artisan

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Hey man, why not do it? She only clearly said

please don't think of knocking on my window tonight, I'm close to ripping someone's head off and you don't want to be it.
If I ever heard an offer for sex, it would be that.

Yea man, having sex headless is all the rage.

Advice 1. Run far away from your one-itis. One-itises are known for turning brave men into cowards, plus she has the power to rip your head off? Yip!!

2. Stop throwing rocks, you can poke somebodies eye out.

3. I don't know, but I couldn't stop at just 2.

Sorry dude, women have a lot of different meanings, but that isn't one.

But hell, I would love to read what will happen if you actually do it. :crackup:
 

SmackinIsaiah

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Yeah, she warmed up as the conversation progressed, but eventually went to bed bout an hour and a half ago. I think I'm going to play it safe here and not go tonight, perhaps tomorrow.
 
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