"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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List the common phrases you have heard from women you have been with...

Heretolearn

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My best friend and I joke about this. It is like women get a manual for their behaviour eg.



In seduction phase:

- I don't usually do this - pg 2
- I feel like I have known you for so long but we only just met - pg 3
- I feel so safe/have so much fun when I am around you - pg 4
- you are so different/mature - pg 5


Relationship
- obviously sulking/angry - man ask what is wrong, response 'nothing.........'




etc. Have you guys found this also. Bamboozling me even more, this is over a wide variety of sample sizes from different continents. Just my friends though so lets increase the amount of experiences. Care to add/share your own experiences.

Wonder why the similarities???????
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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romangod

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How about.....................


" Wow! You're so huge! "

I get that all the time. :cool:


Cheers!
 

Radninja

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"You are so wonderful."
"I feel like I've known you forever." - after two weeks of dating
"I love you. I've been wanting to say it for so long." - after three weeks of dating
"I feel like we need a break. I'm not ready for a relationship right now" - same girl, two months later
"I'm too tired (for sex)" - different girl, right before I dumped her.

Damn cluster B women. Now I just run away when I feel I've met another one. Seriously, I've fulfilled my save a ho quota... no more pain!
 
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