lines in german

[MoveYourAss...]

I have difficulties in finding lines/words in german that match the nice english ones I learned here and elsewhere for many occasions. Direct translations often sound clumsy.

Would be great if this thread develops into a large list. Maybe you could also post a link to where german lines / c&f jokes can be found.

I'd like to encourage you to write everything else, except the lines themselfes, in english, such that the english speaking guys can understand if they like.

Let's go with my requests for now:
-I don't kiss and tell
-brat
-playin' hard to get already ?

And a nice line I learned:
Wenn wir heiraten wollen, musst Du (Dir das abgewöhnen / ein bisschen netter sein)

it also works in english: If we're supposed to marry (you to have to learn to be a little nicer etc).

Of course, depends VERY much on how you say it..


MoveYourAss... and your brain will follow

In love we thrust

 

[Keeper]

Haha. I've got two German lines you could use, but not on the girls, though.

Please excuse the spelling it's phonetic.

Daine mutten haat shlough titten.

Daine mutten fickt chokoladen hazzen.

Okey, it has nothing to do with the topic, haha. But I just love saying that to German folks.

 

[OldNumb3r7]

Bei mir bist du schon- roughly, it says "you are beautiful to me"

Ich liebe dich- I love you

thats about it, not the prettiest language, I took two semesters of it in college

 

[WesCottII]

Originally posted by MoveYourAss...


And a nice line I learned:
Wenn wir heiraten wollen, musst Du (Dir das abgewöhnen / ein bisschen netter sein)

it also works in english: If we're supposed to marry (you to have to learn to be a little nicer etc).

That should be "sollen" instead of "wollen". Sollen means "should" wheras "wollen" mean "will"

 

[MoveYourAss...]

ähm, not quuuiiite the replies I hoped for...

Only english tongues with limited knowledge of german?
The chocolat bunny one is funny though ;-), I will sure use that in a verbal "battle" with friends.

COME ON GERMANS, I know there are more on this board.

GERMANS TO THE FRONT ;-) as the english said when in trouble...

 

[{I}os-Buddha]

actually wollen means "want" but id say you could use either one

as for lines:

"Deine Möse ist wie eine blumende Rose"
"Darf ich bitte deine Muschi licken?"
"Fick mir jetzt, Schlampe!"

cant think of more now but ill post some later

 

[gimmeyofonenumba]

hola mi nombre es moveyourass, que es su nombre?

 

[Ragin_Asian]

lichten mein hosen-schlange

"what a beautiful day"

my german isnt top notch, probably because I'm asian...and rude

 

[Ironager]

berühren Sie meine Kugeln

lecken Sie mein Arschloch

zeigen Sie mir Ihre Tits

kann ich glaube Ihrem *****

These always work for me when I'm on vacation in Germany, but then again, I'm very attractive so I can pull this ****...

 

[Page3lover2]

Re: Re: lines in german

Originally posted by WesCottII
That should be "sollen" instead of "wollen". Sollen means "should" wheras "wollen" mean "will"

Ouch - that's a false-friend.

 

[Double]

Originally posted by Ragin_Asian
lichten mein hosen-schlange

"what a beautiful day"

my german isnt top notch, probably because I'm asian...and rude

dude let me translate this "german" sentence back into english. i dont get what you talkin about man,

lichten mein hosen-schlange
=
lightnen mine trouser-snake

?

 

[MoveYourAss...]

guys, you seem like (most of) YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE A LOT OF GOOD THINGS GOING ON IN YOUE LIFE.

I really appreciate you taking the time and helping me out with those FANTASTIC LINES and making this a helpful thread for everybody looking fo advice.

MoveYourAss... out of here and GET A LIFE.