"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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GaryUranga

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post here "lines" youve used that are either ****y and funny, sending mixed signals, neg hits whatever.. heres one I used today over msn messenger.

Me: nah you know Im totally into you
Me: Id kill simon
Her: just for me ? ?
Me: yes
Her: haha ty
Me: Im jk you fool, you wish I was into you, pfft
Her: LOL!
Her: meanie
Her: you're SUCh the tease

also, rate how well that line came :p
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

Patrick124

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mid conversation
me: lil miss [insert name]
her: hey I'm not so little you know!
me: oh please, i have body parts bigger than you...
*wiat liek 3 seconds, even if shes mid-response*
me: i ment my leg, ya pervert.
 

ChrizZ

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In a clothing store I asked this one chick to hold a girl shirt in front of her. I told her I was looking for a shirt for a femal friend. When she held it up in front of her I was like:

"Hmm, very nice...(pause) and the shirt doesn´t look bad either:yes: "
 
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