"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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GaryUranga

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post here "lines" youve used that are either ****y and funny, sending mixed signals, neg hits whatever.. heres one I used today over msn messenger.

Me: nah you know Im totally into you
Me: Id kill simon
Her: just for me ? ?
Me: yes
Her: haha ty
Me: Im jk you fool, you wish I was into you, pfft
Her: LOL!
Her: meanie
Her: you're SUCh the tease

also, rate how well that line came :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Patrick124

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mid conversation
me: lil miss [insert name]
her: hey I'm not so little you know!
me: oh please, i have body parts bigger than you...
*wiat liek 3 seconds, even if shes mid-response*
me: i ment my leg, ya pervert.
 

ChrizZ

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In a clothing store I asked this one chick to hold a girl shirt in front of her. I told her I was looking for a shirt for a femal friend. When she held it up in front of her I was like:

"Hmm, very nice...(pause) and the shirt doesn´t look bad either:yes: "
 
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