Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Pretty much me. Since my last relationship, I don't have it in me to settle. hb9 or nothing, I literally bang then feel nothing, I have been called a bastard and time waster so many times this year but I just don't care.
I got another field report from last night, I'm going to write it now, reply back on my skills... To be honest, 10 years ago I would dream of this lifestyle, now it's second nature to seduce women and pick them up or to close on a date and fcvk her as soon as possible. It's not even special anymore, it's just I love to do when I'm out. Just make them tingle, look her deeply in her eyes, be super cexual and they will feel the urge to rip your clothes off, that's the key. Ofc, looking good and being confident is important.