"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Lights off Girls

slickaz

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What is with girls that want to have the lights off?

i was with this chic last night, amazing body and all that.

We started kissing etc,
my first time bangin her.

she absolutely would not let me see her naked, she has an AMAZING body.
i have clap on lava lamps in my bedroom. 3 infact
so i switched the lights off and clapped the lava;s came on.

and she hit under thr blankets.
and clapped them off, then got out of the blanket.

i tried all my smoothest lines and flows to get her to leave the lights on.
but she just did NOT let that happen.

which is cool i banged it still..
then i got a hint of the smell from her flavour pouch.
and geez that just killed my buzz.

but here is the problem..
i was trying to get in her with rubber on, and i couldnt see where i was heading with rubber on me and NO LIGHTS.

so my questions are
1.: how do you get girls to let you see em with the lights on.
2. how do you stick yo thing in with rubber on in the dark?!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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KontrollerX

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1. Date only sane self assured women who don't demand the lights be turned off.
2. Glow in the dark condoms or night vision goggles should do the trick if you absolutely HAVE to know.

:up:
 

jophil28

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slickaz said:
but here is the problem..
i was trying to get in her with rubber on, and i couldnt see where i was heading with rubber on me and NO LIGHTS.

so my questions are
1.: how do you get girls to let you see em with the lights on.
2. how do you stick yo thing in with rubber on in the dark?!
All women have some kind of fierce fear that their hot bods are not attractive. Just irrational chick stuff. JUst let her get more comfortable with you over time and she will relax.

The answer to your second question is easy - just aim at the source of that aroma.
 

horaholic

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They usually wont object to a candle or two. I have these two seventies as hell lamps I got at garage sales, that have big, colored glass globes for the body, that have little lightbulbs in them. You can turn on the real bulb, both, or just the bottom one, shich emits a very soft green glow. Its perfect for sex, because you can still kind of see everything, but the girls never seem to mind it.

Find some kind of lamp that have something like that, or some other kind of very soft light.
 

02hero

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Surely the sound of your balls slapping against her must create the effect of turning the clapping lava lamps into a strobe light? :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rollo Tomassi

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Candles were made for sex. Mrs. Tomassi and I will get after it in the afternoon sun occasionally and it's good sex, but nothing compared to an evening with about 8 candles lit. Then the lingerie comes out, etc. etc.,...

I realize it defies male logic, but the hotter a woman is the more self-conscious they are.

Candles and martinis brother.
 

ketostix

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Yeah I hate that lights out stuff. It plays to the woman's prerogative. To me a big part of it is visual and you can't see anything in the dark. Sometimes you might bang a girl who's not so hot and it's better in the dark. But the way I see it that's someone you shouldn't be banging anyway lol.
 

Tazman

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slickaz said:
then i got a hint of the smell from her flavour pouch.
and geez that just killed my buzz.
Uuggh. I experienced this one time and it totally killed my desire. I know some guys can push forward, but I don't know, I was only concerned about getting the smell off as soon as possible.
 

gmonster2

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02hero said:
Surely the sound of your balls slapping against her must create the effect of turning the clapping lava lamps into a strobe light? :D
Comedy gold :)
 

Bible_Belt

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Rollo Tomassi said:
I realize it defies male logic, but the hotter a woman is the more self-conscious they are.

That doesn't just defy male logic, it is the antithesis of it. I have said the same thing before, and nobody really gets it. Tangible reasons for a woman to have self-esteem are completely irrelevant. That makes zero sense with men, but most guys would do a lot better if they would learn to accept some things about women that they will never understand - the way that hot chicks have low self-esteem is one of those things.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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STR8UP

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I agree.... candles are the way to go. Even I don't care to fukk in the blazing glare of 180 watts of incandescent lighting.

It is nice to be able to get a visual though. Nothing is hotter than than the POV shot of ramming a chick from behind. I know...I'm so romantic....
 
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