"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lifting Through Laughter

ProDJ26

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I'm kinda curious to know where there any times when any of you guys went to the gym and something or someone made you laugh hard?

Any funny stories?

:crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AKA FLEX

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I was struggling my way to push up a 1RM of 315 on bench, when I ripped a HUGE fart right in the middle of my lift. It was juicy and I think it might have been a little more than just air.

My spotter busted out laughing which caused me to lose it as well. I dropped that s--- on my chest and he had to peel it off of me.

One of the downfalls of protein powder, I guess.
 
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Yeah, a bunch of times. Idiots letting out these Earth-shattering grunts and shouts lifting absurdly light dumbbells, and dudes making really weak and obvious attempts to pick up chicks.
 

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Idk about laughing but I farting RIGHT in this girls face doing deadlifts, I looked at her in the mirror and she was acting as if nothing had happened. I just left the weights on the floor and walked away....
 

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I don't mind duded grunting and shouting. But what I do find hilarious and very creepy at the same time is when guys MOAN when lifting. Has anyone else experienced this? It's like they're trying to grunt but they got that "moaning" rhythm to their grunt.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I was doing military presses one time and my bro was spotting me. He was making faces and I could see it in the mirror in front of me. I burst out laughing and my set was compromised.
 
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