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Lifting Through Laughter

ProDJ26

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I'm kinda curious to know where there any times when any of you guys went to the gym and something or someone made you laugh hard?

Any funny stories?

:crackup:
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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I was struggling my way to push up a 1RM of 315 on bench, when I ripped a HUGE fart right in the middle of my lift. It was juicy and I think it might have been a little more than just air.

My spotter busted out laughing which caused me to lose it as well. I dropped that s--- on my chest and he had to peel it off of me.

One of the downfalls of protein powder, I guess.
 
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Yeah, a bunch of times. Idiots letting out these Earth-shattering grunts and shouts lifting absurdly light dumbbells, and dudes making really weak and obvious attempts to pick up chicks.
 

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Idk about laughing but I farting RIGHT in this girls face doing deadlifts, I looked at her in the mirror and she was acting as if nothing had happened. I just left the weights on the floor and walked away....
 

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I don't mind duded grunting and shouting. But what I do find hilarious and very creepy at the same time is when guys MOAN when lifting. Has anyone else experienced this? It's like they're trying to grunt but they got that "moaning" rhythm to their grunt.
 

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I was doing military presses one time and my bro was spotting me. He was making faces and I could see it in the mirror in front of me. I burst out laughing and my set was compromised.
 
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