"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Lifes Little Questions

h2o

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> why do commercial jets have headlights?

(...because by the time you see something big in front of you, you really wouldn't be able to dodge it with a commercial jet, ie 747)

> why do we yell at the television when watching sports ... they (the athletes) can't hear us anyway
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LOL. There are answers.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are 20 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Because they CAN check the paint, whereas they CANNOT check the number of stars in the universe (if they could, they would).


Why dosnt Tarzan have a beard?
Because he shaves.
 

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are 20 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- It depends, did you even try to put 20 billion stars on the paper..that's probably why they're checking.

Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
- Because they can.

Why dosnt Tarzan have a beard?
- He hasn't hit publicly

Why are Inflammable things are so flammable?
- "The presence of the prefix in- has misled many people into assuming that inflammable means "not flammable" or "noncombustible." The prefix -in in inflammable is not, however, the Latin negative prefix -in, which is related to the English -un and appears in such words as indecent and inglorious. Rather, this -in is an intensive prefix derived from the Latin preposition in."

Why can superman deflect bullets with his chest but still ducks when you throw something at him????
- Were you throwing it at his head?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak
- Remotes are like that, they stop functioning so you have no choice but to please it with fresh power. (or it's getting a orgy out of the squishing)
 

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arent these like george carlin's standup...

why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

if pro means good and con means bad , whats with progress and congress?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by h2o
> why do commercial jets have headlights?

(...because by the time you see something big in front of you, you really wouldn't be able to dodge it with a commercial jet, ie 747)
I can solve this mystery for you. The lights are there to make the plane visible to other aircraft, mainly to ensure two of them don't slam into each other. Also to signal intent. Ever heard of instrument flying?

The lights are not used to navigate the plane. They navigate with instruments, not headlights.
 
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