Lifefuel for manlets? "There Has Never Been a Better Time to Be Short"

[MatureDJ]

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On average, short people live longer and have fewer incidences of cancer. One theory suggests this is the case because with fewer cells there is less likelihood that one goes wrong. I’d take that over dunking a basketball any day.

Short people don’t just save resources, but as resources become scarcer because of the earth’s growing population and global warming, they may also be best suited for long-term survival (and not just because more of us will be able to jam into spaceships when we are forced off this planet we wrecked)/

Nancy Blaker, a Netherlands-based researcher who at one time studied social status, said that short men, counter to prevailing stereotypes, may “compensate” for being short by developing positive attributes. “It’s not about being aggressive and mean,” she said; “short men behave in smart strategic ways and that can also mean being prosocial.”

my opinion: Maybe lifefuel for womanlettes, but the manlets need to get through the hypergamic evolutionary bottle.

 

[SW15]

This is a joke. It's more difficult to get laid as a short man. I'm an average height male and even I have experienced women thinking my height was lousy. However, I have known some good seducers who were below average height males. It seems like @Pedrito0906 is moving in the right direction at 5'5"/5'6".

 

[BillyPilgrim]

IS THERE HOPE FOR SHORTCELS???

ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Don't worry guys, there may be a leftist, NY Times-reading Karen for you yet

 

[MatureDJ]

It's over for PackedLikeSardinesInSpaceShipCels

Hmm, the original sardine had done OK (at least until the KGB silenced him ):

Yuri Gagarin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[MatureDJ]

IS THERE HOPE FOR SHORTCELS???

ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Don't worry guys, there may be a leftist, NY Times-reading Karen for you yet

The problem with a manlet trying to marketing himself as being better for the environment is that the typical woman this would appeal to is probably ugly and a femynist as well. And also such a gal would probably be a vegan, and I pretty much have to have red meat every day.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

The problem with a manlet trying to marketing himself as being better for the environment is that the typical woman this would appeal to is probably ugly and a femynist as well. And also such a gal would probably be a vegan, and I pretty much have to have red meat every day.

The manlet may not have to market himself very hard if this becomes the "new current thing" (i.e., is supported by a massive media push).