"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lie your a$$ off!

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I saw this awhile back..
This guy was gaming this girl and eliciting values and such. And this girl was really in to window curtains and decorations..

And the guy says... Im really into bed curtains and decorations, How about we go back to my house and we can talk about it all day long..

The girl says, Are we actually going to talk about window curtains and decorations

No not really :)

the girl smiles too . lol

you know the rest of the story
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Here's a lie I used yesterday when I was out at a bar/restaurant...

Girl: "Why aren't you drinking?"

Me: "I'm in training for the olympics. I'm a world class javelin thrower and I get drug tested for sh*t like that... why do you think I'm not drinking.."

Girl: **instantaneously falls in love with me**




Here's another one I used on the hostess when I walked into the restaurant...

Me: "I'm... VIP... I'm actually a very famous movie star and I'd like the best seat in the place."

Girl: "Really... what's your name?"

Me: "That's really not important.. I can't sign any autographs right now anyways."
 
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