Lie your a$$ off!

[bbestar]

I saw this awhile back..
This guy was gaming this girl and eliciting values and such. And this girl was really in to window curtains and decorations..

And the guy says... Im really into bed curtains and decorations, How about we go back to my house and we can talk about it all day long..

The girl says, Are we actually going to talk about window curtains and decorations

No not really

the girl smiles too . lol

you know the rest of the story

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Here's a lie I used yesterday when I was out at a bar/restaurant...

Girl: "Why aren't you drinking?"

Me: "I'm in training for the olympics. I'm a world class javelin thrower and I get drug tested for sh*t like that... why do you think I'm not drinking.."

Girl: **instantaneously falls in love with me**




Here's another one I used on the hostess when I walked into the restaurant...

Me: "I'm... VIP... I'm actually a very famous movie star and I'd like the best seat in the place."

Girl: "Really... what's your name?"

Me: "That's really not important.. I can't sign any autographs right now anyways."

 

[MightyMate]

Lie and let her know You lied. Then say it was jokes. DO that. Girls love liars.