"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Grand Wizzard Alamar said:
I think Jesus meant having sex with a hooker is sinful.. not sex in general.
Btw if you wait until marriage, doesn't mean your wife has also waited.
I know that about the wife-part.

Jesus reference to sex is upholding what the ten commandments say - that is thou shalt not commit adultery, and extending that to having an intent to commit adultery being as bad as actually committing the act spiritually in God's eyes. Paul's letters further extends this to include any forms of sex that are not between spouces.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Luke Skywalker said:
I know that about the wife-part.

Jesus reference to sex is upholding what the ten commandments say - that is thou shalt not commit adultery, and extending that to having an intent to commit adultery being as bad as actually committing the act spiritually in God's eyes. Paul's letters further extends this to include any forms of sex that are not between spouces.
If neither of you have spouses, it's legit.
Who knows, maybe even Jesus got laid daily.. he did have many followers.
 

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All I can say is, if women think men are arseholes it's down to guys like you saber.
 
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Grand Wizzard Alamar said:
If neither of you have spouses, it's legit.
Who knows, maybe even Jesus got laid daily.. he did have many followers.
That is blasphemy.
 

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Isn't the bible's teaching that "sex before marraige is a sin" forcing people into bad marraiges?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Thanks Bible_Belt your I'll follow up on my progress listening to your advice in the coming months.
 
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Danger said:
Jesus was just a man. Get over it.
That is the spirit of anti-christ.

I'm not interested in a protracted discussion on this thread since you are not going to be able to convert me, and I'm not going to be able to convert you so we are all wasting time.
 

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Yea for all you know life itself could turn out to be a lie. So I would say do whatever you want as long as it's not hurting mankind as a whole. If you're not lying to get in a girl's pants then some other guy probably is. And there's a pretty thin line between lying and hiding one's bad qualities anyway. Besides, would you rather a girl not bring up that she has an STD (which technically isn't lying) or tell you she's only been with 3 guys in her life when it was really like 30 (which is lying). Burn or get burned son!
 
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