"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Let's talk Facial hair!.

Fatal Jay

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I don't think I will ever get ride of my mustache and chin hair

maybe for a brief moment for an experiment but that's it
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Zerro

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Couple of things I forgot:

Keep the hair around your mouth trimmed a bit shorter than the hair on your chinline. It looks a lot neater that way as those hairs tend to grow straight out rather than curve down. Also trim back any hairs that grow over the edge of your lips, chicks won't like those when you kiss them.

Also remember that using regular soap on facial hair will make it coarse and scratchy. It'll itch, you'll hate it, she'll hate it too. Use shampoo and conditioner (moisturizing, not fortifying) on your beard like you would for your hair and the whiskers will be much, much softer. There are also some specific beard washes, that although pricy, I like to use a couple times a week. Captain Bluebeard's is my favorite and woman appear to like the scent as well.
 

PackDaddy

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Had a no shave november beard grown out. shaved it yesterday. it was epic! i had a full man beard. not too long and unkempt, but long enough to tell females i don't give a ****, i have a lot of testosterone in my blood, and i would have my way with you. definitely got looks. some girls drip over raw masculinity like this.
 

Boilermaker

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Just my personal opinion, could well be off,

but my experience has been:

The more elaborate facial hair on the guy, the more insecure he is.

So my take on facial hair in general?

Gay.
 
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