"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Let's talk about "emo".

McKindley

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Q: What do you call an emo kid with a girlfriend?
A: Liar

Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they'll just sit in the dark and cry
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lie
Well personally I'm not into emo, but at the same time the other extreme (music that goes like "fvck b1tch sh1t ****** faggot wh0re etc etc") kind of pisses me off too.

That's why I only listen to classical, and nothing else.
So everything that's not classical is either emo or fvck b1tch sh1t faggot wh0re? I did not know that.

McKindley: Haha! Good ones!
 

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Is Linkin Park emo? I found that while I liked their musical arrangements (for the most part) their lyrics were pretty whiney. All of them about some guy whining about how he's lost his identity because of some b*tchy female.
 

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Originally posted by MackJr
Is Linkin Park emo? I found that while I liked their musical arrangements (for the most part) their lyrics were pretty whiney. All of them about some guy whining about how he's lost his identity because of some b*tchy female.
No. www.fourfa.com
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by MackJr
Is Linkin Park emo? I found that while I liked their musical arrangements (for the most part) their lyrics were pretty whiney. All of them about some guy whining about how he's lost his identity because of some b*tchy female.

LP is nu-metal rap-core... supposedly.
 

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Let me share the tale of my now-former roommate, who we will call "Bob."

If there's a universal definition for emo, this kid is it:

Lip ring? Check
Streched earrings? Check
Greasy, straightend hair pulled over 75% of the face at an angle? Check
Tight pants? Check
Small sweaters? Check
Plaid shirts? Check
Scarf? Check
Black shirts? Very check.
Black-frame "emo" glasses? Check
Posters of "punk rock" bands? Very Check
In a band? Check
Going to college to be a music major? Check
Small scope in music taste? Check
Thinks it's the best/only kind of real music? Check

Now, all this aside the guy was still pretty cool. He was really nice and you could sit and have a normal coversation about whatevers on your mind with the guy, but if you so much as mention something like music/government/politics or whatnot, then look out - You just opened the pandoras box of one-sided arguements.

His friends are worse - I overheard one of them say the following:
"I'm so core." <hand through hair> "You suck at life." Things like that I just don't get. How do phrases like that even make it in your head?

But I digress...Linkin Park is gay. Not emo, gay. There's a difference.
 
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