Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
So everything that's not classical is either emo or fvck b1tch sh1t faggot wh0re? I did not know that.Originally posted by diplomatic_lie
Well personally I'm not into emo, but at the same time the other extreme (music that goes like "fvck b1tch sh1t ****** faggot wh0re etc etc") kind of pisses me off too.
That's why I only listen to classical, and nothing else.
No. www.fourfa.comOriginally posted by MackJr
Is Linkin Park emo? I found that while I liked their musical arrangements (for the most part) their lyrics were pretty whiney. All of them about some guy whining about how he's lost his identity because of some b*tchy female.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
NoOriginally posted by Duke
Let's talk about "emo."
Originally posted by MackJr
Is Linkin Park emo? I found that while I liked their musical arrangements (for the most part) their lyrics were pretty whiney. All of them about some guy whining about how he's lost his identity because of some b*tchy female.