It has been brought to my attention that many people are incorrectly rating HBs (Hot bithces.)
For instance, what would you rate the girl found in this photo on a scale from one to ten.
http://www.thelensflare.com/large/women_31204.jpg
If you said anything other than a seven (or six and one half), you need to refine your judgement.
That is not an eight. That is not a nine. That is most certainly not ten!
Many of you have this predicament.
Don't feel bad if you didn't get it, I started with a purposefully ambiguous picture as a true test.
If you passed, feel free to exit the thread.
So where do I start? The beginning works well enough.
It's not pretty, you won't like it, but if you want your scale, here it is.
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/uglygirl.jpg
Did you think that was a one? It isn't. Sorry, I had to test you one more time.
In order to show you the difference. That lady (I think...) is not a one, but a two.
Now, there is a natural law that states that men will have sex with any women, no matter how vile.
Well a one does the impossible. There is no feasible way to even imagine having sex with one.
To be a one you have to be horrifying. Literally.
Looking at a one in a sexual manner will make you sick. This. Is a One.
(If you have a heart condition, functional eyesight, or want to avoid erectile dysfunction than do not click the link.)
http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly girl.jpg
Did you grab your bucket in time?
I beseech you, try to get it up (imagining a hot girl, just keep your eyes open and one the pic.)
Okay. That's a one.
Here's a rough sketch of a Two:
http://tofuhut.racknine.net/2006/Picture/Lucky 13/05uglygirl.jpg
Now, you might ask, "Alkali, how is that more attractive than the one you linked earlier?"
Great question! Please look at the second photo one more time. Notice anything?
She has boobs. Her body is alright.
Basically, the magic line between a one and a two is:
That you can imagine an alternate universe
. . .where you're horny as fukc and she, the two, is the only girl in existance.
You'll take her. You won't be proud, you won't like it, but you'll work out overwhelming tension.
So a two is different from a one because life long celebacy loses out to a two.
However, she can't be fixed.
For the link above, you might think "Paper bag special and abra-kadabra."
No! That's not a two.
Naturally, this follows a ratio.
She doesn't need to have a horrifying face and a great body.
The two can be interchnaged proportionally.
Not a one, not a three.
Here's a Three:
http://www.e-forwards.com/uploadedpics/8469748r-uglygirl.jpg
Three's draw the fine line. They are when you ask yourself, "Is that a girl..." curiously.
Where as a one and two you prefer to not even look at them and have their image sear your mentality.
3s are also someone you would have sex with while super, super, incredibly drunk (in the dark.)
However, you would never, EVER admit to it. EVER! To ANYONE!
God asks you in heaven if you slept with her and you stare him in the face and say, "NO!"
Here's a standard Four:
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/cff2756a-7b05-41a3-963c-6b624c8713d3.widec.jpg
There's a immense fissure between a three and a four. Fours are clearly women.
They are someone you might, after being prodded...
. . .shamefully admit to having sex with while drunk (in the dark...)
Here's a Five:
http://www.conservativematch.com/galleries/users/s100/51357.jpg
Just the lower side of typical. Not cute. "Okay" generally describes fives pretty well.
Here's a Six:
http://www.fijilive.com/dating/show.php?dateme=1140303314.fijilivedating
Could be called, by some, cute. Above average, even if it's just a bit, is a six.
Six is a broad category because you have to shoot for the extra mile to become a seven.
Here's a seven:
http://www.butterflyinreverse.com/images/amy.jpg
Definitaly cute. But not hot.
Someone you'd go likely for on a slow night no matter what you're used to.
Here's an eight:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/376992869_8a3fbb25be.jpg
Beautiful, but not perfect.
Here's a nine:
http://www.jessica-biel-pictures.ne...es/med_jessica-biel-vanity-fair-outtakes1.jpg
Nines are clearly identified when you ask yourself "Have I ever seen a hotter girl before?"
Think about it.
and then remember that you have.
Here's a ten:
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Eva-Longoria/Eva-Longoria-47.JPG
There is only one ten and this may not be yours.
Tens are the hottest females you have ever seen.
Ever.
Now you know. If you say your girlfriend's a ten than she better be hotter than any celebrity.
If you say your friend's girl is a two...
You should realistically say that you'd probably prefer a dude's ass than her vagina.
If she's a three you better wonder if she had a vaginaplasty or be of similar standings.
Thanks for reading!
I hope this gave you better perspective and will help isolate some inconsitencies on the site.
In order to provide more accurate help of course.
(like saying if I should get with a moody HB10 or really nice HB8--you better get with the ten.)
For instance, what would you rate the girl found in this photo on a scale from one to ten.
http://www.thelensflare.com/large/women_31204.jpg
If you said anything other than a seven (or six and one half), you need to refine your judgement.
That is not an eight. That is not a nine. That is most certainly not ten!
Many of you have this predicament.
Don't feel bad if you didn't get it, I started with a purposefully ambiguous picture as a true test.
If you passed, feel free to exit the thread.
So where do I start? The beginning works well enough.
It's not pretty, you won't like it, but if you want your scale, here it is.
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/uglygirl.jpg
Did you think that was a one? It isn't. Sorry, I had to test you one more time.
In order to show you the difference. That lady (I think...) is not a one, but a two.
Now, there is a natural law that states that men will have sex with any women, no matter how vile.
Well a one does the impossible. There is no feasible way to even imagine having sex with one.
To be a one you have to be horrifying. Literally.
Looking at a one in a sexual manner will make you sick. This. Is a One.
(If you have a heart condition, functional eyesight, or want to avoid erectile dysfunction than do not click the link.)
http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly girl.jpg
Did you grab your bucket in time?
I beseech you, try to get it up (imagining a hot girl, just keep your eyes open and one the pic.)
Okay. That's a one.
Here's a rough sketch of a Two:
http://tofuhut.racknine.net/2006/Picture/Lucky 13/05uglygirl.jpg
Now, you might ask, "Alkali, how is that more attractive than the one you linked earlier?"
Great question! Please look at the second photo one more time. Notice anything?
She has boobs. Her body is alright.
Basically, the magic line between a one and a two is:
That you can imagine an alternate universe
. . .where you're horny as fukc and she, the two, is the only girl in existance.
You'll take her. You won't be proud, you won't like it, but you'll work out overwhelming tension.
So a two is different from a one because life long celebacy loses out to a two.
However, she can't be fixed.
For the link above, you might think "Paper bag special and abra-kadabra."
No! That's not a two.
Naturally, this follows a ratio.
She doesn't need to have a horrifying face and a great body.
The two can be interchnaged proportionally.
Not a one, not a three.
Here's a Three:
http://www.e-forwards.com/uploadedpics/8469748r-uglygirl.jpg
Three's draw the fine line. They are when you ask yourself, "Is that a girl..." curiously.
Where as a one and two you prefer to not even look at them and have their image sear your mentality.
3s are also someone you would have sex with while super, super, incredibly drunk (in the dark.)
However, you would never, EVER admit to it. EVER! To ANYONE!
God asks you in heaven if you slept with her and you stare him in the face and say, "NO!"
Here's a standard Four:
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/cff2756a-7b05-41a3-963c-6b624c8713d3.widec.jpg
There's a immense fissure between a three and a four. Fours are clearly women.
They are someone you might, after being prodded...
. . .shamefully admit to having sex with while drunk (in the dark...)
Here's a Five:
http://www.conservativematch.com/galleries/users/s100/51357.jpg
Just the lower side of typical. Not cute. "Okay" generally describes fives pretty well.
Here's a Six:
http://www.fijilive.com/dating/show.php?dateme=1140303314.fijilivedating
Could be called, by some, cute. Above average, even if it's just a bit, is a six.
Six is a broad category because you have to shoot for the extra mile to become a seven.
Here's a seven:
http://www.butterflyinreverse.com/images/amy.jpg
Definitaly cute. But not hot.
Someone you'd go likely for on a slow night no matter what you're used to.
Here's an eight:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/376992869_8a3fbb25be.jpg
Beautiful, but not perfect.
Here's a nine:
http://www.jessica-biel-pictures.ne...es/med_jessica-biel-vanity-fair-outtakes1.jpg
Nines are clearly identified when you ask yourself "Have I ever seen a hotter girl before?"
Think about it.
and then remember that you have.
Here's a ten:
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Eva-Longoria/Eva-Longoria-47.JPG
There is only one ten and this may not be yours.
Tens are the hottest females you have ever seen.
Ever.
Now you know. If you say your girlfriend's a ten than she better be hotter than any celebrity.
If you say your friend's girl is a two...
You should realistically say that you'd probably prefer a dude's ass than her vagina.
If she's a three you better wonder if she had a vaginaplasty or be of similar standings.
Thanks for reading!
I hope this gave you better perspective and will help isolate some inconsitencies on the site.
In order to provide more accurate help of course.
(like saying if I should get with a moody HB10 or really nice HB8--you better get with the ten.)
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