"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Let's get Jaws the most liked poster in SoSuave history...

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Right now I'm pulling about 1 like for every 2.6 posts. This clearly won't do.

You guys should thumb up my comments in order to pull up an underdog like me to your level. I'm one of the only posters here who is not a multi-millionaire, not banging Instagram models and sharing the field reports, and not flipping houses on the daily like a fat kid eats cake.

Give me something so that I can feel welcome here. I remember the most liked poster in SoSuave history was "dating" multiple escorts at a time and calling them his "girlfriends".

He's banned now for threatening to punch another poster in the face at an airport, but you still liked his stuff in record numbers despite his stance on prostitution, while I get attacked for mine. Seems hypocritical.

Please help.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What I'm trying to say is how can one get to be most liked on SS without spending most of their alleged DJ "life" on SS? Let's make Jaws SS most liked with least time spent on SS. Help a brother out.
 

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How does getting "likes" profitable?

If there's no profit to be had then it's useless and meaningless
 

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How does getting "likes" profitable?

If there's no profit to be had then it's useless and meaningless
Then teach me how to flip a house with no initial investment.

I'm excited.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Big Neil? Is that you?
Unfortunately Big Neil was banned for life after reaching the pinnacle of success on SS. R.I.P

Word around town is BN is now going for most liked on loveshack.
 

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Big Neil? Is that you?
It's Tenacity, he mentioned it in another thread and was subsequently banned, again.

if the creator of that thread and those on his side (myself, @Tenacity ) weren't banned immediately.
If you click the up arrow next to "Jaws said:" in this quote it will take you to the post he said this in.
 

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Then teach me how to flip a house with no initial investment.

I'm excited.
Only person here who's flipping houses is BE and Richard aka Richie Rich the frog.

I'd be suspicious if they said okay, how do they profit by teaching you anything?
 

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If anything can be learned from this thread.... it is that the key to getting people, and chicks, to like you is to not care if you are liked.

Your self-esteem should never rely on the approval of others. If it does, then you come off as having suplicative behavior... which is needy and weak.
 

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If anything can be learned from this thread.... it is that the key to getting people, and chicks, to like you is to not care if you are liked.

Your self-esteem should never rely on the approval of others. If it does, then you come off as having suplicative behavior... which is needy and weak.
You can have a like for that, lol.

Also I love these generalisations. Apparently "all of us" liked some guy who used to hang with prostitutes...err, can't say I ever did. Didn't even know the guy, wasn't here when he was about but I probably would have called him on the BS.

There are definitely people who BS on this site but it's usually painfully obvious that they're insecure.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Moderators....No value thread... Trolling... smh
 
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