Of course she doesn't represent ALL women...
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trendin...free-meals-apple-siri-stirring-171848290.html
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trendin...free-meals-apple-siri-stirring-171848290.html
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Let the outrage begin
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Dust 2 Dust
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"She kept a spreadsheet and didn't date any man more than 5 times."
I hate to say it, but these AFC's got what was coming to them. Lesson I learned a long time ago is never take women out on dinner dates until after you've slept with her because they don't appreciate it and will write you off as a supplicating nice guy. I take them out on action dates instead. Also, if you haven't gotten at least a kiss on the lips by the end of the second date it's time to bail.
I hate to say it, but these AFC's got what was coming to them. Lesson I learned a long time ago is never take women out on dinner dates until after you've slept with her because they don't appreciate it and will write you off as a supplicating nice guy. I take them out on action dates instead. Also, if you haven't gotten at least a kiss on the lips by the end of the second date it's time to bail.
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Just go dutch, seriously folks. Jenna Marbles get's it for what it is worth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ
It has probably been posted on the site before, but she makes sense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ
It has probably been posted on the site before, but she makes sense.
Jenna's stuff is funny....although any dude who's with her would be second (or third) fiddle to her dogs.
But towards the end of the clip she did make an exception for..'rich guys who wanted to spend money on you.."...and I think Jenna is actually a stripper in real life so...
I guess if you're rich you're obligated to spend on the biaches..fvck outta here!
Oh Half Addict you might find this interesting
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=132974833&page=3
But towards the end of the clip she did make an exception for..'rich guys who wanted to spend money on you.."...and I think Jenna is actually a stripper in real life so...
I guess if you're rich you're obligated to spend on the biaches..fvck outta here!
Oh Half Addict you might find this interesting
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=132974833&page=3
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man that really makes u NEVER spend money on women
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Hell I'd never try to "be with her" but she does prove that on a rare occasion dames can make some sense, now does she live up to her speech? Don't know don't really care. The point she made about rich dudes, if you listen was if that's what you want to do fine. I mead if a rich dude wants to be a chump to have a hot trophy babe more power to him, whatever. Takes one more moneygrubbing chick off the market.
The quote that struck a chord was "don't run around expecting guys to buy you **** because you have tits and a vagina, unless you want to be treated like a pair of tits and a vagina"
Possibly the most logical thing I have heard out of the mouth of a woman in a long long time.
She is cute though, when she doesn't have all that ****ty make up on.
As for that chick that got free dinners, sadly I am not shocked in the slightest. Just another nail in the coffin for women nowadays.
The quote that struck a chord was "don't run around expecting guys to buy you **** because you have tits and a vagina, unless you want to be treated like a pair of tits and a vagina"
Possibly the most logical thing I have heard out of the mouth of a woman in a long long time.
She is cute though, when she doesn't have all that ****ty make up on.
As for that chick that got free dinners, sadly I am not shocked in the slightest. Just another nail in the coffin for women nowadays.