Of course she doesn't represent ALL women...
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trendin...free-meals-apple-siri-stirring-171848290.html
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trendin...free-meals-apple-siri-stirring-171848290.html
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Let the outrage begin
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
"She kept a spreadsheet and didn't date any man more than 5 times."
I hate to say it, but these AFC's got what was coming to them. Lesson I learned a long time ago is never take women out on dinner dates until after you've slept with her because they don't appreciate it and will write you off as a supplicating nice guy. I take them out on action dates instead. Also, if you haven't gotten at least a kiss on the lips by the end of the second date it's time to bail.
I hate to say it, but these AFC's got what was coming to them. Lesson I learned a long time ago is never take women out on dinner dates until after you've slept with her because they don't appreciate it and will write you off as a supplicating nice guy. I take them out on action dates instead. Also, if you haven't gotten at least a kiss on the lips by the end of the second date it's time to bail.
HalfAddict
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Just go dutch, seriously folks. Jenna Marbles get's it for what it is worth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ
It has probably been posted on the site before, but she makes sense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ
It has probably been posted on the site before, but she makes sense.
Jenna's stuff is funny....although any dude who's with her would be second (or third) fiddle to her dogs.
But towards the end of the clip she did make an exception for..'rich guys who wanted to spend money on you.."...and I think Jenna is actually a stripper in real life so...
I guess if you're rich you're obligated to spend on the biaches..fvck outta here!
Oh Half Addict you might find this interesting
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=132974833&page=3
But towards the end of the clip she did make an exception for..'rich guys who wanted to spend money on you.."...and I think Jenna is actually a stripper in real life so...
I guess if you're rich you're obligated to spend on the biaches..fvck outta here!
Oh Half Addict you might find this interesting
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=132974833&page=3
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man that really makes u NEVER spend money on women
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
HalfAddict
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Hell I'd never try to "be with her" but she does prove that on a rare occasion dames can make some sense, now does she live up to her speech? Don't know don't really care. The point she made about rich dudes, if you listen was if that's what you want to do fine. I mead if a rich dude wants to be a chump to have a hot trophy babe more power to him, whatever. Takes one more moneygrubbing chick off the market.
The quote that struck a chord was "don't run around expecting guys to buy you **** because you have tits and a vagina, unless you want to be treated like a pair of tits and a vagina"
Possibly the most logical thing I have heard out of the mouth of a woman in a long long time.
She is cute though, when she doesn't have all that ****ty make up on.
As for that chick that got free dinners, sadly I am not shocked in the slightest. Just another nail in the coffin for women nowadays.
The quote that struck a chord was "don't run around expecting guys to buy you **** because you have tits and a vagina, unless you want to be treated like a pair of tits and a vagina"
Possibly the most logical thing I have heard out of the mouth of a woman in a long long time.
She is cute though, when she doesn't have all that ****ty make up on.
As for that chick that got free dinners, sadly I am not shocked in the slightest. Just another nail in the coffin for women nowadays.