"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Let me share my most epic and favorite close.

Accension

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Ok so I've been spicing it up with a nice, new brunette girl I met on a ride to a friends place a week ago.

Any way, after a decent night out I felt like a close above your standard K-Close.
We're both riding home and it's freezing, cursing out our inability to plan for the weather I take off my shirt.

HB 8+ looks at me like I'm crazy and inquires 'what the hell are you doing, it's FREEZING'.
I reply 'Hey if I can't be hot I'm going to be ****ing FREEZING.'

So I'm riding shirtless in the cold.
She looks at me oddly then she takes off her top.
We're riding and both giggling and I look at her and say 'Hey, no fair, stop half assing it. We're going to be FREEZING!'

She laughs and we both look around for cars.
- and there we are topless.
We're riding and both giggling and I look at her and say 'Stop somethings not right' and I get completely naked and at first she looks away like 'OMG this is insane' then she hesitantly mirrors.

So we're riding naked.
We pass a old man fishing under the bridge we ride over and he looks at us like we're his dead pets come alive to kill him.

When we finally get to her place (I was only planning on kissing and bailing) we go inside, make love in the shower and I leave with her saying 'You are the craziest, most dam right ****in* INSANE man I have EVER known, when can we have another adventure?'

This my friends, is what I signed up for when I created an account here dam it!

Anyone else have epic tales?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dude that is freaking amazing. mad props to you for that wow im impressed.

while i hve had quite a few little adventures that are spontaneous and all that jazz ive never had something that out there.

so tell me, are you always spontaneous and crazy like that or did it just kinda come unexpectedly for you?
 

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Thyme said:
dude that is freaking amazing. mad props to you for that wow im impressed.

while i hve had quite a few little adventures that are spontaneous and all that jazz ive never had something that out there.

so tell me, are you always spontaneous and crazy like that or did it just kinda come unexpectedly for you?
Nope, that's pretty much me.
Most of my adventures contain a lot of risk and slight rule breaking.
Skinny dipping in other peoples pools, that sort of thing :up:.
 

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Accension said:
So I'm riding shirtless in the cold.
She looks at me oddly then she takes off her top.
We're riding and both giggling and I look at her and say 'Hey, no fair, stop half assing it. We're going to be FREEZING!'

She laughs and we both look around for cars.
- and there we are topless.
We're riding and both giggling and I look at her and say 'Stop somethings not right' and I get completely naked and at first she looks away like 'OMG this is insane' then she hesitantly mirrors.

So we're riding naked.
We pass a old man fishing under the bridge we ride over and he looks at us like we're his dead pets come alive to kill him.

When we finally get to her place (I was only planning on kissing and bailing) we go inside, make love in the shower and I leave with her saying 'You are the craziest, most dam right ****in* INSANE man I have EVER known, when can we have another adventure?'

This my friends, is what I signed up for when I created an account here dam it!

Anyone else have epic tales?
Nice !
Quite a feat in the frozen south.

I gonna try that shyte up here where it is a lot warmer. Only problem is that most of the older woman I date are packing cellulite. So you can imagine goosebumps on top of cellulite !

Being middle aged isn't for the faint hearted.
 

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jophil28 said:
Nice !
Quite a feat in the frozen south.

I gonna try that shyte up here where it is a lot warmer. Only problem is that most of the older woman I date are packing cellulite. So you can imagine goosebumps on top of cellulite !

Being middle aged isn't for the faint hearted.
You don't have to mirror the naked thing, the whole point is spontaneity. Go on adventures of your own!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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