"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Let me share my most epic and favorite close.

Accension

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Ok so I've been spicing it up with a nice, new brunette girl I met on a ride to a friends place a week ago.

Any way, after a decent night out I felt like a close above your standard K-Close.
We're both riding home and it's freezing, cursing out our inability to plan for the weather I take off my shirt.

HB 8+ looks at me like I'm crazy and inquires 'what the hell are you doing, it's FREEZING'.
I reply 'Hey if I can't be hot I'm going to be ****ing FREEZING.'

So I'm riding shirtless in the cold.
She looks at me oddly then she takes off her top.
We're riding and both giggling and I look at her and say 'Hey, no fair, stop half assing it. We're going to be FREEZING!'

She laughs and we both look around for cars.
- and there we are topless.
We're riding and both giggling and I look at her and say 'Stop somethings not right' and I get completely naked and at first she looks away like 'OMG this is insane' then she hesitantly mirrors.

So we're riding naked.
We pass a old man fishing under the bridge we ride over and he looks at us like we're his dead pets come alive to kill him.

When we finally get to her place (I was only planning on kissing and bailing) we go inside, make love in the shower and I leave with her saying 'You are the craziest, most dam right ****in* INSANE man I have EVER known, when can we have another adventure?'

This my friends, is what I signed up for when I created an account here dam it!

Anyone else have epic tales?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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dude that is freaking amazing. mad props to you for that wow im impressed.

while i hve had quite a few little adventures that are spontaneous and all that jazz ive never had something that out there.

so tell me, are you always spontaneous and crazy like that or did it just kinda come unexpectedly for you?
 

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Thyme said:
dude that is freaking amazing. mad props to you for that wow im impressed.

while i hve had quite a few little adventures that are spontaneous and all that jazz ive never had something that out there.

so tell me, are you always spontaneous and crazy like that or did it just kinda come unexpectedly for you?
Nope, that's pretty much me.
Most of my adventures contain a lot of risk and slight rule breaking.
Skinny dipping in other peoples pools, that sort of thing :up:.
 

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Accension said:
So I'm riding shirtless in the cold.
She looks at me oddly then she takes off her top.
We're riding and both giggling and I look at her and say 'Hey, no fair, stop half assing it. We're going to be FREEZING!'

She laughs and we both look around for cars.
- and there we are topless.
We're riding and both giggling and I look at her and say 'Stop somethings not right' and I get completely naked and at first she looks away like 'OMG this is insane' then she hesitantly mirrors.

So we're riding naked.
We pass a old man fishing under the bridge we ride over and he looks at us like we're his dead pets come alive to kill him.

When we finally get to her place (I was only planning on kissing and bailing) we go inside, make love in the shower and I leave with her saying 'You are the craziest, most dam right ****in* INSANE man I have EVER known, when can we have another adventure?'

This my friends, is what I signed up for when I created an account here dam it!

Anyone else have epic tales?
Nice !
Quite a feat in the frozen south.

I gonna try that shyte up here where it is a lot warmer. Only problem is that most of the older woman I date are packing cellulite. So you can imagine goosebumps on top of cellulite !

Being middle aged isn't for the faint hearted.
 

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jophil28 said:
Nice !
Quite a feat in the frozen south.

I gonna try that shyte up here where it is a lot warmer. Only problem is that most of the older woman I date are packing cellulite. So you can imagine goosebumps on top of cellulite !

Being middle aged isn't for the faint hearted.
You don't have to mirror the naked thing, the whole point is spontaneity. Go on adventures of your own!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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