"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Legs too big, my balls CRUSHED when I sit, I'm in pain, help please!

Starriol

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Well, this might sound funny, but for me it's hellish.
Whenever I sit, I'm not confortable.
Either my balls get crushed by my inner tights or by the lowest part of the pant where it meets with the groin area (I don't know how it's called in english).
Or I need to sit in a way that is unconfortable for my back.

I have big, muscular legs with some fat, I used to do lots of squats and deads, now I'm resting due to some knee damage.

I need tips!
It seems that no matter how big my pants are, I always have trouble with my balls and can't sit confortable.
All my pants are HUGE in the waist area so I can be confortable with my legs.

Any tips REALLY appreciated!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ethnomethodologist

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Um, retarded post, but whatever...

spread your legs when you sit, stop sitting like a pansy

or

go buy a cup

or

buy some nut bras, those things are cool.
 
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Or cut your balls off...jk

Uhh when you sit down reach down and PICK UP UR BALLS and then PLACE EM on top of your legs...

....

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Soprano

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

just grab ur nuts when u sit and put them where u want them to be

if anyone says anything it's their fault for staring at ur ****
 

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If anyone says anything just CRUSH them with your MONSTROUS nuts!

....and here you're complaining. Some people don't know how good they have it.
 

coolguy676767

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get wide leg pants, that way they wont be so big at the waist. Plus sit with your legs apart, and get boxer briefs, that way they are held closer to your body so they arent flopping around getting smashed.
 
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