Legs too big, my balls CRUSHED when I sit, I'm in pain, help please!

[Starriol]

Well, this might sound funny, but for me it's hellish.
Whenever I sit, I'm not confortable.
Either my balls get crushed by my inner tights or by the lowest part of the pant where it meets with the groin area (I don't know how it's called in english).
Or I need to sit in a way that is unconfortable for my back.

I have big, muscular legs with some fat, I used to do lots of squats and deads, now I'm resting due to some knee damage.

I need tips!
It seems that no matter how big my pants are, I always have trouble with my balls and can't sit confortable.
All my pants are HUGE in the waist area so I can be confortable with my legs.

Any tips REALLY appreciated!

 

[Create Reality]

:crackup:

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Um, retarded post, but whatever...

spread your legs when you sit, stop sitting like a pansy

or

go buy a cup

or

buy some nut bras, those things are cool.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Or cut your balls off...jk

Uhh when you sit down reach down and PICK UP UR BALLS and then PLACE EM on top of your legs...

....

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Unregistered]

You must have watermelon nuts.

Uhh when you sit down reach down and PICK UP UR BALLS and then PLACE EM on top of your legs...

 

[Soprano]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

just grab ur nuts when u sit and put them where u want them to be

if anyone says anything it's their fault for staring at ur ****

 

[Unregistered]

If anyone says anything just CRUSH them with your MONSTROUS nuts!

....and here you're complaining. Some people don't know how good they have it.

 

[coolguy676767]

get wide leg pants, that way they wont be so big at the waist. Plus sit with your legs apart, and get boxer briefs, that way they are held closer to your body so they arent flopping around getting smashed.