"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Legs eleven x

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Wasn't gonna make a thread of this, but status got to long
Bird in the bar, tonight. The girl that every guy in the bar is wanting to fu*k.
Legs go on forever. Ass, great.

I was just keeping myself, to myself....more interested in the ice cold beer. Every other guy staring at this girls ass.

End of the night she comes up to me. Hey, can you walk me down home.

Rainman :- "Well I could, but there is one problem, I still have rum to drink!

HB :- Here! Have a drink of my gin.
You can bring your rum out of bar. Come with me.

Rainman :- hmm, :/ ( reason I didn't leave with her is because I wouldn't disrepect establishment I was drinking in)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Hahaha

And that's how it should be.
 

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Drunk last night when I posted this thread.
Reason I didn't leave with her is because she was trying to get me to leave with my full drink (steal the glass) I wouldn't do that.

One guy was like "man, you should of left with her, don't worry about glass"
 

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Let me finish this drink and i will be right with you. Sit down let’s chat
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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“Get away from me trollop, can’t you see I’m drinking here? Go talk to one of your beta orbiters.”
 

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Seriously? I call bullsh!t.
I'm not a troll rick.

I only popped out for a couple drinks. I looked at the clock and it was an hour or so away from closing, so i thought i'll hang about, see if i can take a woman home.

A couple women approached me earlier in the night. We chatted.
Later on the hot girl approached me, i was enjoying chatting with her, then the other two women came over telling the hot girl we have to go home now (coc*blocked) this is when hot girl was trying to get me to leave. Another lad that i know left with them. Was'nt bothered anyway because i had my drink.
 

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I'm not a troll rick.

I only popped out for a couple drinks. I looked at the clock and it was an hour or so away from closing, so i thought i'll hang about, see if i can take a woman home.

A couple women approached me earlier in the night. We chatted.
Later on the hot girl approached me, i was enjoying chatting with her, then the other two women came over telling the hot girl we have to go home now (coc*blocked) this is when hot girl was trying to get me to leave. Another lad that i know left with them. Was'nt bothered anyway because i had my drink.
Did you at least get a number to follow up?
 

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I know who she is, she lives in same village. I was in the village pub.

I sent her facebook friend request next day, but she has'nt accepted. Oh well, never mind.
 
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