OamImrsNemo
Don Juan
So I have gotten several co-workers numbers to work on.
BAD IDEA
I took this chick out went to go look at the stars, Now this chick looked like a good girl and acted like one at work. First thing she does is whip out a cigarette and start smoking..Okay no big deal I can deal with that. Next thing she does is start spilling her guts, about how she smokes pot everyday and does all these drugs and sells all her family problems and how she is so fvcked up....
****...
So I cant really do anything about it yet she drove....So she takes me to this elementry school to swing (its 2am) I figure I might as well work on her and try to at least make my night a little better by getting some...She refuses as she has to pee and wants me to take her to my house...I am in no fvcking way bringin this b!tch to my fvcken house...so we sit in her car where she professes more of her problems then she goes to tell me one and stops and refuses to tell me as it will make me want to hate her?
(std drug problem? I have no idea)
So I am like well maybe you should tell me before this all escalates..Still no so finally I am like well I am ready to pass out Ill see you later....She begs me to come home with her so we can fvck..I pass......
Next day she wants to hang out and I want to work her in a way that she friend zones me so I set up a time(now this is at work) So I started flirting with another co worker and she over heard she stops whats she is doing comes over tells me how sad I am that I use the same "lines" on her which I did not use lines at all..I was like holy sh!t we went out once were not married calm down..well apparently she still wants to go the next day.. She ditches...okay no big deal was not to worried I am hoping she is over me...
Well today she texts me this am saying she wants to meet behind the school and do something (fck) So I take the opportunity of her ditching me to get leave while I can...
BAD IDEA...
I start saying how my we could of hung out the other day but you ditched me and now I am busy today.. She wigs out starts calling me an ******* saying it was my fault stop being a pvssy ....what did you sit by your phone all day waiting...
I am blown away..
So I do my best to de-escalate the situation cause I work with this crazy bvtch but does not work out she only gets madder and keeps blaming me...
Now I am going to have to work with this psycho c^nt who knows what going to happen next omg...
Morale of the story please for the sake of being happy at work DO NOT date anyone because they could be psycho as fvck and not logical at all so reasoning with them is out the window...
Now I dont know what my next option to do is...fvck
BAD IDEA
I took this chick out went to go look at the stars, Now this chick looked like a good girl and acted like one at work. First thing she does is whip out a cigarette and start smoking..Okay no big deal I can deal with that. Next thing she does is start spilling her guts, about how she smokes pot everyday and does all these drugs and sells all her family problems and how she is so fvcked up....
****...
So I cant really do anything about it yet she drove....So she takes me to this elementry school to swing (its 2am) I figure I might as well work on her and try to at least make my night a little better by getting some...She refuses as she has to pee and wants me to take her to my house...I am in no fvcking way bringin this b!tch to my fvcken house...so we sit in her car where she professes more of her problems then she goes to tell me one and stops and refuses to tell me as it will make me want to hate her?
(std drug problem? I have no idea)
So I am like well maybe you should tell me before this all escalates..Still no so finally I am like well I am ready to pass out Ill see you later....She begs me to come home with her so we can fvck..I pass......
Next day she wants to hang out and I want to work her in a way that she friend zones me so I set up a time(now this is at work) So I started flirting with another co worker and she over heard she stops whats she is doing comes over tells me how sad I am that I use the same "lines" on her which I did not use lines at all..I was like holy sh!t we went out once were not married calm down..well apparently she still wants to go the next day.. She ditches...okay no big deal was not to worried I am hoping she is over me...
Well today she texts me this am saying she wants to meet behind the school and do something (fck) So I take the opportunity of her ditching me to get leave while I can...
BAD IDEA...
I start saying how my we could of hung out the other day but you ditched me and now I am busy today.. She wigs out starts calling me an ******* saying it was my fault stop being a pvssy ....what did you sit by your phone all day waiting...
I am blown away..
So I do my best to de-escalate the situation cause I work with this crazy bvtch but does not work out she only gets madder and keeps blaming me...
Now I am going to have to work with this psycho c^nt who knows what going to happen next omg...
Morale of the story please for the sake of being happy at work DO NOT date anyone because they could be psycho as fvck and not logical at all so reasoning with them is out the window...
Now I dont know what my next option to do is...fvck